K-Fed Takes the skin boat to porn town

December 5th, 2006

K-Fed takes the skin boat to porn town

Kendra Jade FederlineI hate seeing all these posts about Britney and K-Fed so close together but when I found out Kevin Federline was banging a porn star I couldnt help myself. Star magazine claims Kevin Federline was having an affair with former porn star Kendra Jade a month before Britney Spears filed for divorce from him. The two met in Las Vegas in December 2005 while Britney was visiting her family in Lousiana and apparently stayed in touch to have sex.

“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” a source told the tab. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!” Now that K-Fed is a single guy, will he and Jade become a couple? Not likely, says the source, explaining, “They’re just friends who have sex.” When contacted for comment by Star, Jade said only, “I’m in a committed relationship.”

Besides the fact that it’s Star reporting, I find it tough to believe anybody would use Kevin Federline for sex. A human toilet maybe, even a trash can. But sex? That’d be like using Lindsay Lohan to cheat on the SAT’s. Which sounds like a good plan until you find out you scored so low they’ve sentenced you to death.

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Britney Goes Commando

November 27th, 2006

Britney’s Beaver

Apparently Britney is going out commando and riding the Beaver Bus with Paris Hilton. Remember when Britney Spears flashed her underwear at Teddy’s on Wednesday? Well turns out that wasn’t classy enough, so she decided to lose the panties this time at Hyde. She and Paris Hilton spent almost every night together over Thanksgiving weekend going clubbing, and a source who spotted them at Hyde on Friday says:

“Paris was acting like Britney’s boyfriend. She opened doors for her, held her hand, and even had her arm around Britney’s lower back. Britney happily accepted Paris’ friendly gestures.”

I can understand K-Fed driving Britney Spears off men, and I think Paris Hilton might be the best choice for Britney to start off her lesbian journey. Hopefully a britney and Paris sex tape will be coming soon.

KKKramer shows true colors

November 26th, 2006

kramer-goes-nuts.jpgMichael Richards – Kramer from Seinfeld – completely lost it at the Laugh Factory in West Hollywood two weeks ago, spewing racial epithets after being playfully heckled by a black guy and his friends. You can watch the video here, although it’s a pretty sad sight and I wouldn’t recommend it if you’re easily offended.

The camera started rolling just as Richards began his attack, screaming at one of the men, “Fifty years ago we’d have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass.” Richards continued, “You can talk, you can talk, you’re brave now motherfucker. Throw his ass out. He’s a nigger! He’s a nigger! He’s a nigger! A nigger, look, there’s a nigger!” The crowd is visibly and audibly confused and upset. Richards responds by saying, “They’re going to arrest me for calling a black man a nigger.”

At the end he just walks off the stage defeated, secure in the knowledge he may be the saddest human being on the planet. The only way it could’ve been any more pathetic is if he slipped on a banana peel on his way off and his wallet fell out to reveal it empty of cash and filled with Arby’s coupons.

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K-Fed Fakes the Funk on Sex Tape

November 26th, 2006

K-Fed Lies about Sex Tape
Kevin Federline’s lawyer has issued a statement denying the existence of a reported sex tape between him and Britney Spears. He says:

“There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else.”

The porn merchant who was set to sell the tape, David Hans Schmidt, says he was contacted by the seller who “dropped the right names that made me believe he had the tape.” Although I don’t know what “the right names” means. Like Kevin Federline? Or Britney Spears? Because there’s no way anybody but the real tape owners could know those names. It’s just not possible.

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Avril Lavigne’s Panties

October 28th, 2006

Avril Levigne Upskirt
Looks like our favorite little Canadian wannabe punk rocker Avril Levigne was caught throwing a fit in the back of her car and managed to flash off her panties to the photographers. Not a huge upskirt – but some pantie pictures are better than none – and it’s . . . long live the celebrity upskirts!

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Nicole Richie Upskirt

October 24th, 2006

Nicole Richie Upskirt

You know – I think Nicole Richie has come along way. She looked like hell back 2-3 years ago but now she has been hanging around with Paris Hilton so much lately that I think she is getting hotter by the day!

Anyhow – here is a great celebrity upskirt picture of Nicole Richie’s panties . . . enjoy picture is after the jump

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Amber Tamblyn Nipple Slip

October 11th, 2006

Amber Tamblyn

Yea . . . I don’t know her either – however it is another pretty cute celebrity that lost her top on the red carpet exposing that sweet little nipple! Amber Tamblyn has been in a few shows and movies – however now she is a great part of Celeb Hype!

Pictures after the jump
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Jessica Biel’s Ass

October 10th, 2006

Jessica Biel

I am falling in love with Jessica Biel’s ass. It may be the nicest ass in hollywood right now – but damnit – the girl deserves it! I know I just hit you with some Jessica Biel workout pictures the other day . . . but here are some more from another angle that have an angelic silouette of that perfect ass that she has – so you know I gotta share em!

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Jessica Biel Working Out

October 7th, 2006

Jessica BielOh boy . . . I am a big Jessica Biel fan and these pictures just made it to the top of my list! Someone caught Jessica Biel working outside of her Brentwood gym . . . and let me tell ya – this girl stays in shape! Here are a few of my favorite pictures . . . notice the cleavage and that ass that makes grown men cry!

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Jessica Simpson Wearing a See Through Shirt

October 6th, 2006

Jessica SimpsonOther than looking at a gremlin . . . and having fucked up fingernails . . . Jessica Simpson is looking pretty good in this set of pictures where she is sporting a black see through top . . . that shows that maybe her tits aren’t as big as we thought!

Have a look at the pictures after the jump
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