Archive for February, 2006

Emma Watson drinking a corona

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

Ahh . . . that little prissy bitch from Harry Potter was caught getting down with a bottle of mexican piss! Emma Watson is a pretty hot chick for not being legal yet – however she is really in trouble now . . . here is a picture of her drinking from a corona while at dinner.

I am not entirely sure she was getting banged up though – it looks like she is just posing for the camera. You be the judge.
emma watson drinking a corona
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Alyssa Milano Banned Commercial

Saturday, February 25th, 2006

Alyssa MilanoIt is a bit slow today on the celeb front so I figure I would break off something a bit older. This is a movie of Alyssa Milano in a Candies for Men commercial that never quite got on the air . . . could be the excessive display of condoms and application of the cologne to the nether regions . . . but it still has Alyssa Milano rolling around on a bed in nothing but a black bra and boy shorts – which is pretty damn hot if you ask me! Movie is after the jump
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K-Fed Likes Peanut Butter

Saturday, February 25th, 2006

Britney SpearsThis really caught me off guard. I kinda like Britney wrecker Kevin Federline after seeing him jam to one of the funniest songs ever released “Peanut Butter Jelly Time”. Being a pbj afficionado . . . it is kinda like a theme song. However someone decided to do a remix of some MTV News clip of KFed grooving to his own tunes with PBJ Time on top . . . it is pretty funny.

Movie after the jump
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Sharon Spreads Again – Basic Instinct 2

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

Sharon Stone in Basic InstinctI remember when I was a wee tot . . . when Sharon Stone spread her legs in basic instinct it was like an all glorious moment. Now . . . fast forward to 2006 and we have a much older . . . 40 something Sharon Stone once again using her spread eagleness to capture the hearts of movie goers all over the world. Not sure how they did it – but they released a trailer of Basic Instinct 2 to the web . . . which is included after the jump.
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Tori Spelling’s Oversized Nipple

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

Tori SpellingNow I have seen my fair share of boobs for a living . . . it is what i do for a living. However this may be the first boobie in which the nipple can fold itself up . . . courtesy of Tori Spelling. You guys know Tori Spelling because of her father Aaron Spelling . . . or maybe 90210. She hasn’t been up to much lately other than spending her daddies money on a cocaine addiciton – which she has kicked . . . horaayy Tori. Anyhow . . . Tori Spelling is wearing a see through shirt and her nipple is folding upon itself – I am scared.

Pictures after the jump
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Kid Rock Fights the Battle

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

Looks like Kid Rock is pretty pissed off about the release of the sex tape with Scott Stapp from Creed. He sued Red Light District on Tuesday and it looks like there is an order to stop distribution of all portions of the Kid Rock Sex Tape . . . what a shame.

Funny thing is, My buddy Jay knows the dude that was holding the camera while all of this was going on . . . small world when you are a pornographer.

I will keep the Kid Rock and Scott Stapp Sex Tape youtube link up as long as it stays there.
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Free Britney!

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

Britney SpearsI know she just had a kid and all but . . . good golly gosh . . . these pictures could do some serious brain tissue scaring if you stare at them too long. Not really sure if these are from before or after the birth to be honest but all I know Britney Spears has some work ahead of her if she wishes to maintain her sexy appeal that she had before she decided to slum it. In these pictures Britney is out at the beach in a single piece bathing suit – not hot – with some jean shorts – kinda hot – running in the water . . . it reminded me of that last part of Free Willy.

Pics after the jump
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Isaac Mizrahi Groping Scarlett Johansson

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

Scarlett JohanssonThis is a bit old . . . but with Celeb Hype being new and everything I need to catch up . . .

So at one of the big award shows in the past few months designer Isaac Mizrahi was out on the red carpet interviewing people when Scarlett Johansson shows up. Now Isaac Mizrahi is pretty gay . . . well more like flaming . . . so I guess when you are that gay you can man handle Scarlett Johansson’s boobies without thinking twice right on live tv. Not a bad idea.

Movie is after the jump
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Paris Hilton Upskirt at Tao

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

Ahh the joys of Tao . . . not sure if it is the one if Vegas . . . but if it is you can read about some of our hedonistic voyages during the porn convention while at Tao over at Jays Blog. Anyhow – if it isn’t the same one then that paragraph is all in vein

Anyhow back on task. Looks like my favorite rich bitch is at it again . . . Paris Hilton decided to get wasted and cowboy straddle the chair she was sitting on to flash her nice panties to everyone around. Thank god for cameras because once again we get to plaster this across the internet!

A Sidenote – I am a little skeptical that this is really her . . . but The Superficial said so, so it must be true!

Fly like an eagle Paris . . . keep those wings spread wide!

Paris Hilton Upskirt

Carmen Electra and Tits for Tots

Monday, February 20th, 2006

Carmen ElectraWho says that girls have to be flat for the rest of their lives?! Carmen Electra and Dennis Leary have put together a new foundation called Tits for Tots . . . it debuted during Dennis’ christmas special on Comedy Central and some nice soul has posted it on youtube. All you really get to see is Carmen Electra’s big ole titties in a tank top . . . but hey that is enough. The movie is after the jump.
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