Tom Cruise & Keith Urban Are Short

Either Tom Cruise and Keith Urban are really short, or Katie Holmes and Nicole Kidman are really tall. According to IMDB, Tom Cruise is 5′ 7″ and Keith Urban is 5′ 10″, while Katie Holmes is 5′ 9″ and Nicole Kidman is 5′ 10½”. Either Keith has terrible posture (like Katie) or IMBD is wrong and he’s more like 5′ 8″ or so. Either that or Nicole is like 6′ 1″.

Personally, I’m pretty short so I don’t mind short-ish men, but if I were taller I think I’d feel funny if my boyfriend was so much shorter than me. I’d definitely never wear enormously tall heels like Katie is in the habit of doing. Or maybe I’m just weird, but a lot of my shorter male friends have complexes so I associate being taller with being more masculine. But then again, one of my shortest male friends is also one of my manliest male friends. I’d soooo fuck him if he weren’t married or I had no morals or we both got really drunk and it just slipped out of his pants on accident and fell inside of me. But I digress.

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