No! This can’t be happening!!! Isn’t he gay? And isn’t she a man???

Teri Hatcher and American Idol host Ryan Seacrest engaged in an unholy union of lip-mashing on a Malibu beach on March 25, after a lunch of lobster and oysters at a nearby restaurant. Hatcher sported an American Idol baseball cap, which she turned around backwards for their face-sucking session. Who says romance is dead?

How do they know what they ate? Maybe they had mac n cheese or hot dogs. Hot dogs seem more Ryan’s type.

Gag inducing pictures of this not at allllllll staged “date” after the jump.

Source: US Weekly

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