Piper Perabo Is Sore

Piper PeraboOr rather, Piper Perabo has a cold sore. Ouch. Who does this girl’s make-up? One word: CONCEALER. Eh, you’re right. She probably does her own make-up since her only claim to fame is that horrible but-I-still-watch-it-whenever-it-comes-on movie, Coyote Ugly. Girl, call me! I’ll do your make-up! I work cheap!

OH NOES! I just read on IMDB that Piper plays my husband’s (Christian Bale) wife in The Prestige! DON’T KISS HER, MY HUSBAND, YOU’LL CATCH SOMETHING!

Sometimes people are telling the truth when they say that girls have cooties. If you really want to see Piper’s cooties you can after the jump.

Source: Hollywoodtuna

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