Archive for April, 2006

Denise Richards & Richie Sambora Suck Face

Friday, April 28th, 2006

What a twisted web these people weave! Denise Richards is divorcing Charlie Sheen. Heather Locklear is divorcing Richie Sambora. Denise Richards and Heather Locklear are BFF’s (or used to be). Denise Richards goes and makes out with Richie Sambora. WTF? Heather Locklear is the only one coming out of this mess looking like a total victim. To make matters even stranger, Denise claims that Charlie “threatened to kill her, abused prescription drugs, had violent mood swings, compulsively gambled and used pornography”.

Pictures of Rinise or Dechards or whatever people will start calling them after the jump.

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Cindy Margolis To Pose Nude In Playboy

Friday, April 28th, 2006


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Cindy Margolis, self proclaimed as the “Most Downloaded Woman” on the intraweb — wasn’t that disproven on the Howard Stern show by Danni Ashe? — is… drumroll please… posing nude for Playboy. The 40 year old mother of three has turned down offers to pose for the magazine in the past, but Margolis said she accepted this time because she felt posing nude at the age of 40 is “empowering”. Whatever.

Admittedly, she looks good for her age and considering she’s knocked out three kids, BUT… she’s plastic, as you can see in the top picture. The nose is what really gets me. It looks like a spaghetti noodle or something.

If you like’em like Barbie dolls then by all meams check out the pictures after the jump.

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Tom Cruise Gets Analyzed

Friday, April 28th, 2006


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US Weekly had Dr. Lillian Glass analyze Tom Cruise’s body language during his interview with Diane Sawyer. Click the image for the full view. Lying or not the guy is a nutter. Or the entire thing is one gigantic publicity stunt.

Source: A Socialite’s Life

Jessica Alba Near Nip-Slip

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

Jessica AlbaJessica Alba narrowly dodged a fatal nipple-slip. All together now. Awwwwwwwwwww! Damn reflexes! What a face she pulled too, hee.

More images of Jessica Alba at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards at the Republic Restaurant and Lounge, after the jump.

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A Billie Piper Picture Mo’

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

Because I find her looks to be intriguing… a Billie Piper picture mo’. They say “mo” now instead of “moment”. Don’t you feel a notch hipper knowing that? No, they don’t say “hip” anymore, but they will now because I just did, yo.


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Few more after the jump.

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Worst Mother Alive, Britney Spears, Knocked Up Again

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006


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Oh fer…

Britney Spears, 24, couldn’t hide her pregnancy any longer when she showed up poolside at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas this weekend, sporting a red bikini and a serious bump. The singer is expecting her second child with husband Kevin Federline, 28, sources have confirmed to Us. The couple have been married since September 2004 and have a seven-month-old child, Sean. Federline has a daughter, Kori, 3, and a 21-month -old son, Caleb, from a previous relationship.

I hope this turns out to be false! Britney Spears’ own website is not reporting a pregnancy like it did when she announced her knocked-upped-ness with Sean Preston.

Source: US

Superman Has A “Milk” Mustache

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006


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Uhh, yeah… that’s not really milk, now is it? The ad reads:

“Super. That’s how milk makes you feel. The calcium helps bones grow strong, so even if you’re not from Krypton you can have bones of steel.”

Heh, bone.

I’m just not feeling Brandon Routh as Superman. Now Supertwinks… I’d buy that.

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The TomRat Has A Name

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006


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As painted by 14 over at Gallery of the Absurd… Here is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, aka TomRat, posing with their new baby girl, Suri. Yes, Suri. Suri is a variant on the name Sarah, which means “princess” in Hebrew. So err… are Scientologists Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes now also Jewish? Because I can tell you right now it don’t work that way. What nutters.

MossTril 5000

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

From The Soup… the new Kate Moss vacuum cleaner. Hee.

Scarlett Johansson & Josh Hartnett Enjoy Watersports

Monday, April 24th, 2006


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These pictures showed up with hardly any information attached to them, other than it’s obviously Scarlett Johansson with boyfriend Josh Hartnett goofing around with each other in a pool. Looks like a delightful vacation to me. Scarlett with her boobies in a bikini = love.