Let me get this straight… Britney Spears goes to a salon to get her hair and nails done. That’s all good and fine (although they should do her make-up too). She obviously knows that she’s being photographed judging by the retarded grin on her face. So it makes perfect sense that she’d wipe her nose down the palm of her hand like a dog drags it’s ass across the carpet, right?

Britney, listen, just ask for a tissue. Hell, ask one of those salon girls to WIPE your nose. They’d be happy to do it. You’re Britney Spears! Better yet, excuse yourself to the restroom because you know you’re being photographed, then ask for a tissue or ask someone to help you wipe your nose since you don’t want to ruin your freshly painted nails. Easy. Simple. Logical.

Sigh. Do I expect too much from the Pop Princess? Or is Brit Brit just doing as the Romans do? In this case by Roman, I really mean Trailer Trash.

Source: The Superficial

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