Johnny Depp and his long time girlfriend and baby-mama Vanessa Paradis were among the many guests at the recent Mont Blanc 100th anniversary party in Geneva, Switzerland.

Vanessa really really really needs to see a dentist. Like, really really. I hate dentists, I hate needles, I hate being poked, but dear god, fix those yellow things! Please tell me this isn’t what French cheese and wine does to you. Or maybe she smokes eight packs of cigs a day. That or Johnny Depp has some funky colored sperm.

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