The world-exclusive first picture of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s child on the cover of this magazine was obtained . . . using models and the latest photo-manipulation technology. But everybody’s favorite celebrity weeklies are going to battle it out for the real thing, creating the biggest paparazzi frenzy the world has yet seen.

Wow, these pictures are amazingly realistic looking. I can’t believe that people get paid to act as impersonators though. I pretend that I’m Angelina Jolie every single day and that Brad Pitt is my personal sperm supplier. Since I’m like ten months pregnant now we can’t have sex, but that doesn’t mean that I leave my man hanging. And he hangs waaaay down if you know what I mean, but I don’t have a mouth like this for nothing.

Source: NY Magazine

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