Whoa mamma! Mariah Carey confuses my nether region. Is she hot or not hot? Does the bikini fit or should she be in a muu muu? Is she pleasantly plump or a moose? Usually the thought I have when I see her falling out of clothing is that if she’d stop paying attention to the number on the tag and buy clothes based on fit she’d look tons better. She looks thick to me in these pictures but not exactly what I’d call fat. The bikini could be a size or two larger, especially the bottom piece.

I’m so used to seeing skeletons in bikinis such as Nicole Richie and Micha Barton that I’ve forgotten what an averaged, normal sized woman should look like. You know, one that eats.

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