From the genuises at Go Fug Yourself (I really do love and admire those girls!) comes “The Jessifugcation of Ashlee”. Or “Assica”. LOL!

Okay, either Joe Simpson really hates Ashlee and wants to pretend she’s Jessica, or he thinks Jessica is so early 2000s and is all set to replace her. Either way, his youngest child is inching ever closer to being able to assume the duties of Jessica Simpson should it be deemed that Jessica Simpson is unable to or incapable of performing them. [I personally feel that day has long passed us by, but Joe Simpson did not ask my opinion, so we're still stuck with her for now.]

At any rate, check out Assica at an appearance in Australia:

Long blond and wavy extensions, orange skin, signature pose, shrinking body that leads to a more dominant, prominent chin… all the hallmarks of Jessica are there. Assica has even chucked her punk clothes for something that looks ripped off from her sister’s wardrobe.

Read the rest and other very, very funny entries at Go Fug Yourself.

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