As painted by 14 over at Gallery of the Absurd… Here is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, aka TomRat, posing with their new baby girl, Suri. Yes, Suri. Suri is a variant on the name Sarah, which means “princess” in Hebrew. So err… are Scientologists Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes now also Jewish? Because I can tell you right now it don’t work that way. What nutters.

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