Is Britney Spears the worst parent ever or what? According to a source, who revealed their secrets to the National Enquirer, baby Sean Preston has fallen off of a bed twice. So the Pop Princess not only rides around in her SUV with her son in her lap, suffers from “high chair malfunctions” that lead to her son falling out of said chair, her baby also takes tumbles off of beds. Brilliant, Britney… just brilliant. That poor little kid is gonna grow up rough…

Britney Spears is facing fresh heartache over baby Sean Preston amid fears that he could suffer long-term brain damage. When seven-month-old Sean toppled out of his high chair and fractured his scalp it wasn’t his first fall, an ENQUIRER investigation has uncovered.

Twice before, says a source, the baby has rolled off of the pop princess’ bed and crashed to the floor. That’s one of the shocking new claims about Britney’s bizarre life uncovered by The ENQUIRER — and, tragically, it comes as doctors say Sean could suffer brain seizures or memory loss for years to come.

Thank goodness Braindead White Trashitus isn’t hereditary or else Sean Preston would be doomed, but he may be doomed anyway with neglectful parents like these.

At least his mom has nice funbags. After all, that’s what’s important. A nice tan, cute bikini, big fake boobs, etc. /eyeroll

Source: National Enquirer

Ryan Phillippe in the movie Five Fingers. He gets a sponge bath. Guh. That is all.

(What a bod!)

I have no idea where or when these pictures of Alicia Silverstone came from, but they’re pretty recent. So I ask the question, WHY do the funny lookin’ ones have the BEST looking NIPS?! Look at those beauties! They’re gorgeous. Too bad Alicia’s mouth does that funny thing. At least she’s not so chunky looking nowadays. I’d hit it just because she was in a Batman movie with George Clooney, and Clooney being the ladies man that he is, maybe probably banged Batgirl, and so having sex with Alicia is PRACTICALLY like having sex with George Clooney.

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Amy Smart attended a party hosted by Elle magazine that was held this past weekend. I’ve always thought of Amy Smart as the clean and sober version of Tara Reid. Here Amy is perhaps channeling Tara as she shows off her tata’s.

Honey, sheer shirt = bra. It’s the first rule before leaving the house. (And with your kid no less!)

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Katie Holmes finally popped today!!! The TomKitten has entered the world! I wonder if Tom Cruise ate the placenta? (I hope everyone realizes that statement was false.)

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have welcomed their first child together, two inside sources have told PEOPLE.

No other details are immediately available.

In late October, barely six months into their romance, an ecstatic Cruise and Holmes revealed that they were expectant parents.

As for marriage, Cruise and Holmes plan to tie the knot soon, Cruise said on the German TV program Wetten, dass..? on April 1. “In summer we want to get married. I won’t let this woman get away.”

Immediately ahead for the new dad: the May 5 release of Mission: Impossible 3. Holmes stars in the recently released satirical film about Washington politics, Thank You for Smoking.

Source: People

You may remember Lacey Chabert from that sucky TV show Party of Five. Or more recently that sucky movie Lost in Space. Or even more recently that sucky made for TV movie Hello Sister, Goodbye Life. Despite her sucky career, she’s all growed up now and is quite the little hotty. It’s rumored that Lacey’s next project is another TV series called She Said/He Said with Nick Lachey.

According to IMDB, Lacey has three chihuahuas named Teacup, Teaspoon and Tealeaf. Cute… but… what if she wants to just call Teaspoon but before she gets to the “spoon” part of the name here come Teacup and Tealeaf? Seems like it might be a little confusing for the poor chihuahuas.

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Defamer just put up a video of Tom Cruise using a Blackberry to talk back and forth with Katie Holmes during his “Primetime” interview. Diane Sawyer did not look amused.

There was no live blogging during the Tom Cruise interview with Diane Sawyer on Friday night. Instead, I watched the new British revival of Dr. Who on SciFi. I can’t even find the “Primetime” interview anywhere for download. Oh well. Billie Piper is much more fun to watch than Tom Cruise anyway.

I’d post some Tom Cruise excerpts from Friday night, but it all sounds so dull. Nothing we haven’t heard before. Rinse, wash, repeat. Boooooooring. These pictures of Billie Piper are far more stimulating.

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Vanity Fair gets all the girls naked, don’t they? What mystical clothes shedding powers do they behold, I wonder? Keri Russell shows us some ass in the latest issue, and pimps her new movie Mission Impossible 3.

Did you know that there was huge controversy over Keri cutting her hair while she was starring in the WB series Felicity? I never watched the show so I missed out in the apparent turmoil. Found the following tidbit on IMDB.

After Keri had her hair clipped in August 1999, this affected the overall performance of “Felicity” (1998), where it affected fan consensus and the Nielsen ratings. A letter-writing campaign saved the show for another season, and the WB network came up with a resolution, where young stars will not alter their current hairstyles as a strategy to avoid a TV series, airing on the WB network, to be cancelled, or for worse, having an actor/actress fired or subsequently terminated out of his/her contract.

Weird. I watch Gilmore Girls on the WB and Alexis Bledel has changed her hair length/style several times over the years. I wonder if those hair cuts/growths were the actor’s decision or the network’s?

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