Whoa mamma! Mariah Carey confuses my nether region. Is she hot or not hot? Does the bikini fit or should she be in a muu muu? Is she pleasantly plump or a moose? Usually the thought I have when I see her falling out of clothing is that if she’d stop paying attention to the number on the tag and buy clothes based on fit she’d look tons better. She looks thick to me in these pictures but not exactly what I’d call fat. The bikini could be a size or two larger, especially the bottom piece.

I’m so used to seeing skeletons in bikinis such as Nicole Richie and Micha Barton that I’ve forgotten what an averaged, normal sized woman should look like. You know, one that eats.

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Here is the video that we’ve all been waiting for! Carmen Electra riding the Sybian on Howard Stern’s Sirius satellite radio show.

After her experience, Carmen revealed to the DJ: “It feels great. I have toget one for the house. It’s awesome…This is the best thing I have ever felt in my life. I felt like I was going to take off.”

Max Factor has now confirmed the brunette’s contract is under review following her outrageous actions.

Oh fuck you, Max Factor. Carmen Electra has done way worse than this before. Everyone already knows that she’s a sex goddess. I’m boycotting Max Factor if they fire Carmen.

Give the video some time to load, it’s like six or eight minutes long… but it’s HOT and so worth the wait!

Source: All Headline News

Janet Jackson isn’t that interesting, but fat celebrities apparently are. There have been a lot of rumors over the past year that Miss Jackson’s weight gain was due to stress over her batshit crazy brother. I’m not even completely convinced that the “fat” Janet pictures are real. She looks sooo different. But if they were real I’m glad that she’s managed to slim down some. Or she got back on the blow. It is Hollywood after all.

Paula Abdul was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night to talk about her drinking problems, American Idol, her run in with the law last week, and her new line of jewelry that’s being sold on QVC.

Man, she is wasted. Her beady eyes, her slurred words, her flailing arms. She’s on drugs, alcohol or both. Something is definitely not right there. Makes for great entertainment though!

Enjoy the video, it’s Paula’s entire interview with Jay so it’s a little long. Paula obviously wanted to “clear things up” and instead she only helped to confirm everyone’s suspicions.

Source: The Malcontent

Charlize Theron, who has said she will not marry hotty Stuart Townsend until gays can marry too, was honored for her support at the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) Awards. Theron won an Oscar in 2003 for her portrayal of lesbian serial killer Aileen Wuornos in ‘Monster’ and somehow dressing up real ugly when you’re drop dead gorgeous always scores you a statue.

What makes this interesting is that while Charlize was up on stage she had her ass grabbed by a woman twice her size. Then Charlize proceded to grab the woman’s ass in return. Hot stuff I assure you. Too bad that wasn’t Carmen Electra grabbing Charlize’s ass. Then Charlize would begin spanking Carmen and calling her a bad girl, and Carmen would reach back and pull Charlize’s hair. Mmmm…

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Sorry, I know that image is creepy but I couldn’t help myself. Not much Tomkat news over the weekend and this is a slow gossip/news day. People are basically recycling Tomkat news now until the baby pops.

Katie Holmes has been banned from speaking to her baby for a week after it is born. The pregnant actress has agreed not to talk to her new arrival, believed to be a girl, for at least seven days after she has entered the world.

It seems that the sky is not the limit when it comes to Tom Cruise proclaiming his love for fiancée Katie Holmes, for he has now christened the 63-year-old P51 Mustang airplane after her.

Tom Cruise wears a casio watch in Mission Impossible 3. Cruise’s character is more rough and tumble and he will be wearing the Casio G-Schock MTG-910D.

Actor/funny-man Will Ferrell stars in a new film called ‘Talladega Nights’ where Tom Cruise is the punchline.

Source: Life Style Extra, Newind Press, Luxist, Post Chronicle

Image via: Tomkat Crazy

Riiiiight. I’m as convinced by this pairing as I was when I saw Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest making out.

But looking at this from another angle… is Teri confused? She recently admitted to being sexually molested as a child by her uncle. All of her relationships have failed. She’s kissing gay men one day, then kissing women another day. What’s up?

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The title for this post really had me stumped. Pamela Anderson looks like a washed up hooker? Stripper? Porn star? Eh, she just looks like herself. Pam used to be so beautiful in her younger, Playboy years. Sans the enormous tits, missing eyebrows, huge overstuffed lips, and bleached out hair. She had a unique, naturally attractive look. Men around the world thought she was gorgeous then, and I guess some still do now, but all I see is plastic. Her next two procedures? May I recommend a tummy tuck and breast reduction? Also, Pam, lay off the black eyeliner please. It only makes you look older.

Here Pam is with the Pussycat Dolls… performing a poll dance? I know, it doesn’t make any sense to me either.

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The world-exclusive first picture of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s child on the cover of this magazine was obtained . . . using models and the latest photo-manipulation technology. But everybody’s favorite celebrity weeklies are going to battle it out for the real thing, creating the biggest paparazzi frenzy the world has yet seen.

Wow, these pictures are amazingly realistic looking. I can’t believe that people get paid to act as impersonators though. I pretend that I’m Angelina Jolie every single day and that Brad Pitt is my personal sperm supplier. Since I’m like ten months pregnant now we can’t have sex, but that doesn’t mean that I leave my man hanging. And he hangs waaaay down if you know what I mean, but I don’t have a mouth like this for nothing.

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Gwyneth Paltrow gave birth to a baby boy sometime over the weekend. This is Gwyneth and husband Chris Martin’s second child and first son.

So who cares right? It’s not the long awaited “most beautiful baby in the entire universe” Brangelina baby, or the “we’re not gonna believe that wasn’t a pillow until we see the infant and the afterbirth” Tomkat baby. I am so disappointed. But my babydar was working! I said that a baby was going to be born this weekend.

Okay, so I didn’t exactly say that, but I did say that I wished above anything that the Tomkat baby be born so I had something to do this weekend. When I heard a celebrity baby was born I jumped for joy! Then I heard that it was Apple Martin’s new brother Orange Martin and I rolled back over for a few more zzz’s.

Source: ET