Archive for May, 2006

David Blaine: The Human Prune

Friday, May 5th, 2006


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Click the images above if you want to be totally grossed out. These are David Blaine’s hands after living in a human fishbowl for a week. This stunt comes to an end on Monday night, when David will try to hold his breath for nine minutes and simultaneously escape heavy chains.

Source: Towleroad

Colin Farrell Cleans Up, Piper Perabo Still Ugly

Friday, May 5th, 2006


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Uhmmm… I can only guess what Colin Farrell and Piper Perabo are doing together. It’s nice to see that Colin dropped that awful bloat he was carrying (and I adore the nerdy glasses look, naughty boy!). And oh look! Piper’s herpes have cleared up!

COLIN DON’T KISS HER! SHE’LL GIVE YOU THINGS.

Oh wait. What am I thinking? For every one STD Piper has, you just know that Colin has five more that Piper hasn’t caught yet. I guess it all evens itself out.

Katie Joins Tom at MI: 3 Premiere

Friday, May 5th, 2006

Katie Holmes joined baby-daddy Tom Cruise in NYC for the premiere of MI:3. No baby Suri sightings, waaah. Think we might actually see the Brangelina baby before the Tomkitten?

This marked the first time in weeks that the globetrotting leading man – who’d been traveling solo – had his fiancée and mother of his 2-week-old daughter back at his side in public. Cruise said: “We are looking forward to seeing this. This is Katie’s first night out since we had Suri.”

A voluptuous-looking Holmes, already slimmed down since the last stages of her pregnancy, was wearing a loose-fitting black cocktail dress with white pumps as she clung to Cruise while he signed autographs and posed for photos.

Referring to her weight, Holmes told one fan, “I haven’t lost that much yet.” Still, insisted the admirer, Holmes looks amazing. “Thank you,” she said. “I try to eat healthy.”

Nice that you let her out of the house, Tom. *eyeroll*

I won’t deny that Katie does look really good for having just had a baby. She put on a bit more weight than your average pregnant Hollywood starlet, but I’m sure she’ll shed it right off. She just needs to add the shoe shopping-coffee buying marathons back into her schedule.

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Kate Bosworth & Brandon Routh Unveil Superman Junk

Friday, May 5th, 2006

Superman Returns hits theatres in less than two months. It’s going to be the movie this summer with the most product spin-offs and marketing tie-ins, so it’s no surprise that the stars of the film, Kate Bosworth, and Superman himself, Brandon Routh, were on hand at the launch of the Superman Returns apparel collection. I can’t deny my love for Superman vintage tees.

Check out the Superman Returns trailer here. And check out pictures of Kate Bosworth and Brandon Routh pimping their super junk heaps after the jump.

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Keri Russell Is Not A Scientologist

Friday, May 5th, 2006

Here are pictures of Keri Russell at the MI:3 premiere in NYC. Keri recently denied rumors that Tom Cruise brain washed her into joining Scientology.

Keri Russell has laughed off rumours that she will be following Mission: Impossible III co-star Tom Cruise into Scientology.

Russell, who is Jewish, giggled at the rumours circulating about her changing faith, saying that they were “nonsense”.

She told The Daily Mail: “I had all my Jewish grandmothers calling, going, ‘Is Keri a Scientologist? Do we have to be worried?’

She looks really pretty with long wavey hair. She’s got the whole Debra Messing no boob thing going on. If it weren’t for the pretty faces they’d both look like little boys from the neck down.

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Casino Royale Teaser Trailer

Thursday, May 4th, 2006


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Casino Royale is the 21st installment in the James Bond series of films, starring Daniel Craig, Judi Dench, Eva Green, and Caterina Murino. Check out the Casino Royale trailer (in English!) below. Hurry before YouTube pulls it. YouTube is really sucking ass lately.

I think it looks hot. Daniel Craig will pull it off, I think. And Eva Green is a good choice (I loved her in Kingdom of Heaven). I like that they’re giving us a lesser known cast instead of just ramming big names with no acting skills down our throats.

Kate Hudson In A Little Red Bikini

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

I have no idea where Kate Hudson is, other than the obvious, which is some beach somewhere. But I do know that she is looking mighty fine, and is enjoying the diet of celebrities… Starbucks coffee and cigarettes.


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Several more spanktastic photos after the jump.

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Britney Spears Is Pregnant & It’s A Girl

Thursday, May 4th, 2006


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Here is a picture of a young, cute, airbrushed Britney Spears in her prime wearing a “I heart NY” skimpy tee. And she’s holding… a hotdog in one hand, and a bun in the other. And therein lies the problem. YOU LET HIM PUT HIS HOTDOG IN YOUR BUN, BRITNEY! Never let them do this! That’s how babies are made!

Pregnant Britney Spears has learned that her second child with husband Kevin Federline will be the little girl she has wanted all along, In Touch has learned exclusively.

Sean Preston’s little sister is due in early October, shortly after his first birthday, and already Britney is shopping for frilly, little-girl clothes. A room in her Malibu mansion is currently being converted into a second nursery.

Source: In Touch Weekly

Jennifer Garner Is A MILF

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

Well, Jennifer Garner isn’t exactly a MILF. I mean, she is, but she isn’t. She is a mother now, and I would like to eff her, but she’s not your typical MILF by the porno term of the word.

Even though she is looking forward to being a full-time mom, actress Jennifer Garner is going to miss her role on the hit t.v. series ‘Alias’ when it wraps for good this year. She had just performed her first stunt since the baby — jumping off the ABC building — and was excited about her return after giving birth.

Yeah, I don’t care. Never watched Alias, sorry. But ANYWAY… thong alert! Whoa, hot mama! She’s gotten so thin too. Go Jennifer! Way to bounce back. (Violet is so cute!)

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Anne Hathaway Thinks She’s Political

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

Anne Hathaway makes a statement by wearing a t-shirt that reads “FedUp, We Need Freedom And Unity”.

While I’d rather see her in a t-shirt that read “FeltUp, We Need Sex And Love”, you can’t deny how perky her ta-ta’s look.


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