Angelina Jolie Is A Mermaid
Okay, I lied. Angelina Jolie is not really a mermaid — although if she were she would be considered the most beautiful mermaid in the mer-world — but she is planning on giving birth underwater. Well not underwater like snorkling or… drowning, just in water, like a bath, but it’s not just a bath… oh nevermind.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly planning to deliver their first biological child in a giant tub of water.
The movie stars have been looking into birthing possibilities at the Welwitschia Hospital in Namibia, and are keen to go aquatic when Jolie goes into labour.
I hope they plan on importing a hundred gallons of Evian to fill the birthing pool with…
Source: Female First