Just once I’d like to see Kelly Brook naked all over, at the same time. We’ve all ready seen her topless, and now she’s been nice enough to show us her beaver, but what would really make it feel like my birthday was if she’d stop with the teasing and get starky top and bottom simultaneously.

However, the real story here might be the fact that Billy Zane looks as if he’s wearing lipstick. And had his eyebrows waxed, and maybe lifted. And perhaps is wearing eyeliner.

Kelly Brook shows you her tweeter after the jump.

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