Uhmmm… I can only guess what Colin Farrell and Piper Perabo are doing together. It’s nice to see that Colin dropped that awful bloat he was carrying (and I adore the nerdy glasses look, naughty boy!). And oh look! Piper’s herpes have cleared up!

COLIN DON’T KISS HER! SHE’LL GIVE YOU THINGS.

Oh wait. What am I thinking? For every one STD Piper has, you just know that Colin has five more that Piper hasn’t caught yet. I guess it all evens itself out.

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