Angelina Jolie’s people told People’s people a few things to set the record straight on recent rumors flitting about the place.

• Jolie has not signed on for Tomb Raider 3 and has no plans to play video-game heroine Lara Croft any time soon.
• Pitt is not trying to convince Jolie to join the cast of Ocean’s 13. (Sorry, George.)
• Jolie is not looking to adopt a Namibian infant – at least not right now.
• The actress is not planning a “water birth” for the couple’s baby-to-be, or to name the baby Africa.
• Jolie’s ill mom, Marcheline Bertrand, is not near death and did not ask Jolie to give birth in France as a “dying wish.”
• Pitt did not purchase for Jolie a “fidelity necklace” as a pre-baby wedding gift. In fact they currently have no plans to marry.
• Finally, Jolie is not planning to buy a small African nation of her own.

Brangelina are still awaiting the birth of their… daughter? in Africa. Here are the “controversial” magazine scans of Brad and Angelina posing in the Namibian desert. Maddox and Zahara make an appearance too.

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Just once I’d like to see Kelly Brook naked all over, at the same time. We’ve all ready seen her topless, and now she’s been nice enough to show us her beaver, but what would really make it feel like my birthday was if she’d stop with the teasing and get starky top and bottom simultaneously.

However, the real story here might be the fact that Billy Zane looks as if he’s wearing lipstick. And had his eyebrows waxed, and maybe lifted. And perhaps is wearing eyeliner.

Kelly Brook shows you her tweeter after the jump.

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Kirsten Dunst was photographed walking her dog recently, and while it’s arguable as to which one is the dog and which one is the human… the one showing the asscrack is actually the human. I KNOW. You thought it was the other way around. And don’t worry, your sexuality is not in question here… the only creatures attracted to Kirsten Dunst are Trolls and Asscrack Monsters.

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Maggie Grace is so hot. Unfortunately her career has gone no where since she was booted off LOST island. Maybe Nair commercials are in her future? She’s certainly got the legs for it.

Here are magazine scans of Keira Knightley in this month’s issue of Vogue. I’m loving the black and white polka-dot bra and panties. I’d be a little afraid to sexually ravage her though, she’s so thin and breakable looking. So… twig-like. But I’m always up for a challenge, so I’d hit that.

See Keira in the Pirates of the Caribbean trailer here. I can’t wait for more pirate action! Pirates are almost as bad ass as ninjas, and that’s saying something. More Keira after the jump too.

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My humps, is she beautiful.

I told you that whole Teri Hatcher sucking face with Ryan Seacrest in public thing was set up.

Teri Hatcher says she hasn’t seen American Idol host Ryan Seacrest since they were photographed kissing in March, prompting rumors that they were a couple.

“I haven’t seen him since that day,” Hatcher said on Tuesday’s Oprah Winfrey Show. “So all the stuff about everything else is just made up.”

She added that, on the day of the smooch – their third date, but first time out alone – Seacrest called and told her, “I don’t think I can do this with you.”

When Winfrey asked why he made that decision, Hatcher answered, “I don’t know. … I ate too much lobster? …You’d have to ask him.”

As for her alleged romance with George Clooney, “That was really fabricated,” she said. “We went to one dinner back in December, and that was it. … No kissing.”

This article makes me almost feel bad for Teri. Almost.

Source: People

So Dominic Monaghan wants to have babies, eh? Did anyone else just hear the universally known sound of fangirls everywhere scream “SQUEEEEEEEEEEE! PICK ME!”? Well I did. That Lord of the Rings fandom is huge.

‘Lost’ star Dominic Monaghan has been desperate for a baby – since he was 11.

The actor loves the fact his character – drug addict Charlie – spends so much time looking after his friend’s baby because he loves being around the tot.

He revealed: “I’ve been broody since I was, like, 11!

But Dominic doesn’t need to have kids… not when his ‘Lost’ co-star and girlfriend Evangeline Lilly dresses like an eight year old. Check her out in a frilly, ruffly pink bikini after the jump. (Me thinks the hobbit is a little but pervy…)

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Here is the always elegant Natalie Portman in this month’s issue of Vanity Fair. She’s looking very Audrey Hepburn with the short hair and all. Natalie’s lucky that she’s so gorgeous, she can actually pull off such a short hair cut. I hope she’s planning on growing it out the rest of the way. She only went bald last year for a movie role — V for Vendetta, which was actually a really good movie — to begin with.

More after the jump. Unfortunately she’s only half naked for one photo.

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Keira Knightley has a strange body type, doesn’t she? She’s so long and thin up top, no boobs, all rib cage and arms… then you look at her legs, and they’re kind of short and stubby and not at all long and lean like her upper half. She’s still hot. I think these pictures are a couple of years old, but I’ve never seen them before, so here they are.

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