Please please please tell me this photo (clicky the picky for a larger view) of Star Jones is a fake. It must be a fake, right? …right?

The dress is cleverly covering up the surgical scar that runs down the center of her chest… but the, droopiness… and loose crinkly skin seen here. Surely that must be fake?

Some of the comments over at Dlisted are hilarious.

“Every time I see her I expect her tongue to dart out and catch a fly.”

“I’m sure i’ve seen her face in an X-Files episode…”

“Now who told her she could show off them two nasty short stacks, huh? Bitch! Cover. That. Shit. Up!”

“Starzilla looks like an alien with two saggy tits.”

Source: Dlisted

Okay, I lied. Angelina Jolie is not really a mermaid — although if she were she would be considered the most beautiful mermaid in the mer-world — but she is planning on giving birth underwater. Well not underwater like snorkling or… drowning, just in water, like a bath, but it’s not just a bath… oh nevermind.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly planning to deliver their first biological child in a giant tub of water.

The movie stars have been looking into birthing possibilities at the Welwitschia Hospital in Namibia, and are keen to go aquatic when Jolie goes into labour.

I hope they plan on importing a hundred gallons of Evian to fill the birthing pool with…

Source: Female First

I’ve never really liked Chloe Sevigny. I think she’s a bit odd looking. But I loved her in American Psycho, and you have to give the girl points for her performance in The Brown Bunny. She actually made it look like someone could give Vincent Gallo a blow-job and enjoy themselves. *shudders* Obviously a much better actress than I ever gave her credit for, that one.

Chloe looks very pretty in these nude photos from Purple magazine. I love a natural body. Click the linky for the full set. (Beware the hungry beaver!)

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Here is devilishly sexy Kylie Minogue in a lingerie commercial. Some sources say it was banned, others say it wasn’t made for TV in the first place but was actually a cinema advertisement. Either way it’s really friggan’ hot.

Vanessa Marcil — Queen of Soaps such as General Hospital and Beverly Hills, 90210, and currently seen in the NBC drama Las Vegas — got a little too liquored up over the weekend at Shaque in LA. Jeremy Piven was there to save the day and carry her back to his cave. Or maybe Vanessa wasn’t actually drunk and Jeremy knocked her over the head with his club then carried her off to his cave.