I hate seeing all these posts about Britney and K-Fed so close together but when I found out Kevin Federline was banging a porn star I couldnt help myself. Star magazine claims Kevin Federline was having an affair with former porn star Kendra Jade a month before Britney Spears filed for divorce from him. The two met in Las Vegas in December 2005 while Britney was visiting her family in Lousiana and apparently stayed in touch to have sex.

“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” a source told the tab. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!” Now that K-Fed is a single guy, will he and Jade become a couple? Not likely, says the source, explaining, “They’re just friends who have sex.” When contacted for comment by Star, Jade said only, “I’m in a committed relationship.”

Besides the fact that it’s Star reporting, I find it tough to believe anybody would use Kevin Federline for sex. A human toilet maybe, even a trash can. But sex? That’d be like using Lindsay Lohan to cheat on the SAT’s. Which sounds like a good plan until you find out you scored so low they’ve sentenced you to death.

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Britney’s Beaver

Apparently Britney is going out commando and riding the Beaver Bus with Paris Hilton. Remember when Britney Spears flashed her underwear at Teddy’s on Wednesday? Well turns out that wasn’t classy enough, so she decided to lose the panties this time at Hyde. She and Paris Hilton spent almost every night together over Thanksgiving weekend going clubbing, and a source who spotted them at Hyde on Friday says:

“Paris was acting like Britney’s boyfriend. She opened doors for her, held her hand, and even had her arm around Britney’s lower back. Britney happily accepted Paris’ friendly gestures.”

I can understand K-Fed driving Britney Spears off men, and I think Paris Hilton might be the best choice for Britney to start off her lesbian journey. Hopefully a britney and Paris sex tape will be coming soon.

Pics are after the jump!

Original Post found at The Superficial

However . . . bright pink is also very fitting for a Porn Star! In fact – Alana Evans thought it was so fitting she bought one too . . . before Kelly did. Well Kelly found out about this and decided to ditch the car. I mean who needs a $60,000 mustang anyhow.

“She was upset that I had the same car and threw a big fit,” said the host of Playboy’s weekly Sirius satellite radio show. “It’s insulting because she doesn’t even know me. I thought, ‘What kind of American Idol is this?’ It’s funny because when Kelly had the car, some of my friends saw her and asked me, ‘Who was that fat brunette driving your car?’”

Gonna leave this as a short one – because when I come back with more dirt on this it is gonna include pictures of her in the slammer!

Stay tuned – your mind is about to rot.

Uhmmm… I can only guess what Colin Farrell and Piper Perabo are doing together. It’s nice to see that Colin dropped that awful bloat he was carrying (and I adore the nerdy glasses look, naughty boy!). And oh look! Piper’s herpes have cleared up!

COLIN DON’T KISS HER! SHE’LL GIVE YOU THINGS.

Oh wait. What am I thinking? For every one STD Piper has, you just know that Colin has five more that Piper hasn’t caught yet. I guess it all evens itself out.

This marked the first time in weeks that the globetrotting leading man – who’d been traveling solo – had his fiancée and mother of his 2-week-old daughter back at his side in public. Cruise said: “We are looking forward to seeing this. This is Katie’s first night out since we had Suri.”

A voluptuous-looking Holmes, already slimmed down since the last stages of her pregnancy, was wearing a loose-fitting black cocktail dress with white pumps as she clung to Cruise while he signed autographs and posed for photos.

Referring to her weight, Holmes told one fan, “I haven’t lost that much yet.” Still, insisted the admirer, Holmes looks amazing. “Thank you,” she said. “I try to eat healthy.”

Nice that you let her out of the house, Tom. *eyeroll*

I won’t deny that Katie does look really good for having just had a baby. She put on a bit more weight than your average pregnant Hollywood starlet, but I’m sure she’ll shed it right off. She just needs to add the shoe shopping-coffee buying marathons back into her schedule.

Source: People

Check out the Superman Returns trailer here. And check out pictures of Kate Bosworth and Brandon Routh pimping their super junk heaps after the jump.