Archive for the 'Celeb Gossip' Category

Keri Russell Is Not A Scientologist

Friday, May 5th, 2006

Here are pictures of Keri Russell at the MI:3 premiere in NYC. Keri recently denied rumors that Tom Cruise brain washed her into joining Scientology.

Keri Russell has laughed off rumours that she will be following Mission: Impossible III co-star Tom Cruise into Scientology.

Russell, who is Jewish, giggled at the rumours circulating about her changing faith, saying that they were “nonsense”.

She told The Daily Mail: “I had all my Jewish grandmothers calling, going, ‘Is Keri a Scientologist? Do we have to be worried?’

She looks really pretty with long wavey hair. She’s got the whole Debra Messing no boob thing going on. If it weren’t for the pretty faces they’d both look like little boys from the neck down.

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Britney Spears Is Pregnant & It’s A Girl

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

Here is a picture of a young, cute, airbrushed Britney Spears in her prime wearing a “I heart NY” skimpy tee. And she’s holding… a hotdog in one hand, and a bun in the other. And therein lies the problem. YOU LET HIM PUT HIS HOTDOG IN YOUR BUN, BRITNEY! Never let them do this! That’s how babies are made!

Pregnant Britney Spears has learned that her second child with husband Kevin Federline will be the little girl she has wanted all along, In Touch has learned exclusively.

Sean Preston’s little sister is due in early October, shortly after his first birthday, and already Britney is shopping for frilly, little-girl clothes. A room in her Malibu mansion is currently being converted into a second nursery.

Source: In Touch Weekly

Jennifer Garner Is A MILF

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

Well, Jennifer Garner isn’t exactly a MILF. I mean, she is, but she isn’t. She is a mother now, and I would like to eff her, but she’s not your typical MILF by the porno term of the word.

Even though she is looking forward to being a full-time mom, actress Jennifer Garner is going to miss her role on the hit t.v. series ‘Alias’ when it wraps for good this year. She had just performed her first stunt since the baby — jumping off the ABC building — and was excited about her return after giving birth.

Yeah, I don’t care. Never watched Alias, sorry. But ANYWAY… thong alert! Whoa, hot mama! She’s gotten so thin too. Go Jennifer! Way to bounce back. (Violet is so cute!)

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Brad & Angelina Tell The Truth

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

Angelina Jolie’s people told People’s people a few things to set the record straight on recent rumors flitting about the place.

• Jolie has not signed on for Tomb Raider 3 and has no plans to play video-game heroine Lara Croft any time soon.
• Pitt is not trying to convince Jolie to join the cast of Ocean’s 13. (Sorry, George.)
• Jolie is not looking to adopt a Namibian infant – at least not right now.
• The actress is not planning a “water birth” for the couple’s baby-to-be, or to name the baby Africa.
• Jolie’s ill mom, Marcheline Bertrand, is not near death and did not ask Jolie to give birth in France as a “dying wish.”
• Pitt did not purchase for Jolie a “fidelity necklace” as a pre-baby wedding gift. In fact they currently have no plans to marry.
• Finally, Jolie is not planning to buy a small African nation of her own.

Brangelina are still awaiting the birth of their… daughter? in Africa. Here are the “controversial” magazine scans of Brad and Angelina posing in the Namibian desert. Maddox and Zahara make an appearance too.

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Kelly Brook Has A Nice Vagina

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

Just once I’d like to see Kelly Brook naked all over, at the same time. We’ve all ready seen her topless, and now she’s been nice enough to show us her beaver, but what would really make it feel like my birthday was if she’d stop with the teasing and get starky top and bottom simultaneously.

However, the real story here might be the fact that Billy Zane looks as if he’s wearing lipstick. And had his eyebrows waxed, and maybe lifted. And perhaps is wearing eyeliner.

Kelly Brook shows you her tweeter after the jump.

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Maggie Grace Picture Moment

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

Maggie Grace is so hot. Unfortunately her career has gone no where since she was booted off LOST island. Maybe Nair commercials are in her future? She’s certainly got the legs for it.

Ryan Seacrest Is ‘Gary’ With A Silent ‘R’

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006

I told you that whole Teri Hatcher sucking face with Ryan Seacrest in public thing was set up.

Teri Hatcher says she hasn’t seen American Idol host Ryan Seacrest since they were photographed kissing in March, prompting rumors that they were a couple.

“I haven’t seen him since that day,” Hatcher said on Tuesday’s Oprah Winfrey Show. “So all the stuff about everything else is just made up.”

She added that, on the day of the smooch – their third date, but first time out alone – Seacrest called and told her, “I don’t think I can do this with you.”

When Winfrey asked why he made that decision, Hatcher answered, “I don’t know. … I ate too much lobster? …You’d have to ask him.”

As for her alleged romance with George Clooney, “That was really fabricated,” she said. “We went to one dinner back in December, and that was it. … No kissing.”

This article makes me almost feel bad for Teri. Almost.

Source: People

Dominic Monaghan Wants To Make Babies

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006

So Dominic Monaghan wants to have babies, eh? Did anyone else just hear the universally known sound of fangirls everywhere scream “SQUEEEEEEEEEEE! PICK ME!”? Well I did. That Lord of the Rings fandom is huge.

‘Lost’ star Dominic Monaghan has been desperate for a baby – since he was 11.

The actor loves the fact his character – drug addict Charlie – spends so much time looking after his friend’s baby because he loves being around the tot.

He revealed: “I’ve been broody since I was, like, 11!

But Dominic doesn’t need to have kids… not when his ‘Lost’ co-star and girlfriend Evangeline Lilly dresses like an eight year old. Check her out in a frilly, ruffly pink bikini after the jump. (Me thinks the hobbit is a little but pervy…)

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Fake Star Jones Picture?

Monday, May 1st, 2006

Please please please tell me this photo (clicky the picky for a larger view) of Star Jones is a fake. It must be a fake, right? …right?

The dress is cleverly covering up the surgical scar that runs down the center of her chest… but the, droopiness… and loose crinkly skin seen here. Surely that must be fake?

Some of the comments over at Dlisted are hilarious.

“Every time I see her I expect her tongue to dart out and catch a fly.”

“I’m sure i’ve seen her face in an X-Files episode…”

“Now who told her she could show off them two nasty short stacks, huh? Bitch! Cover. That. Shit. Up!”

“Starzilla looks like an alien with two saggy tits.”

Source: Dlisted

Angelina Jolie Is A Mermaid

Monday, May 1st, 2006

Okay, I lied. Angelina Jolie is not really a mermaid — although if she were she would be considered the most beautiful mermaid in the mer-world — but she is planning on giving birth underwater. Well not underwater like snorkling or… drowning, just in water, like a bath, but it’s not just a bath… oh nevermind.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly planning to deliver their first biological child in a giant tub of water.

The movie stars have been looking into birthing possibilities at the Welwitschia Hospital in Namibia, and are keen to go aquatic when Jolie goes into labour.

I hope they plan on importing a hundred gallons of Evian to fill the birthing pool with…

Source: Female First