Vanessa Marcil — Queen of Soaps such as General Hospital and Beverly Hills, 90210, and currently seen in the NBC drama Las Vegas — got a little too liquored up over the weekend at Shaque in LA. Jeremy Piven was there to save the day and carry her back to his cave. Or maybe Vanessa wasn’t actually drunk and Jeremy knocked her over the head with his club then carried her off to his cave.
What a twisted web these people weave! Denise Richards is divorcing Charlie Sheen. Heather Locklear is divorcing Richie Sambora. Denise Richards and Heather Locklear are BFF’s (or used to be). Denise Richards goes and makes out with Richie Sambora. WTF? Heather Locklear is the only one coming out of this mess looking like a total victim. To make matters even stranger, Denise claims that Charlie “threatened to kill her, abused prescription drugs, had violent mood swings, compulsively gambled and used pornography”.
Pictures of Rinise or Dechards or whatever people will start calling them after the jump.
Cindy Margolis, self proclaimed as the “Most Downloaded Woman” on the intraweb — wasn’t that disproven on the Howard Stern show by Danni Ashe? — is… drumroll please… posing nude for Playboy. The 40 year old mother of three has turned down offers to pose for the magazine in the past, but Margolis said she accepted this time because she felt posing nude at the age of 40 is “empowering”. Whatever.
Admittedly, she looks good for her age and considering she’s knocked out three kids, BUT… she’s plastic, as you can see in the top picture. The nose is what really gets me. It looks like a spaghetti noodle or something.
If you like’em like Barbie dolls then by all meams check out the pictures after the jump.
US Weekly had Dr. Lillian Glass analyze Tom Cruise’s body language during his interview with Diane Sawyer. Click the image for the full view. Lying or not the guy is a nutter. Or the entire thing is one gigantic publicity stunt.
Source: A Socialite’s Life
Oh fer…
Britney Spears, 24, couldn’t hide her pregnancy any longer when she showed up poolside at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas this weekend, sporting a red bikini and a serious bump. The singer is expecting her second child with husband Kevin Federline, 28, sources have confirmed to Us. The couple have been married since September 2004 and have a seven-month-old child, Sean. Federline has a daughter, Kori, 3, and a 21-month -old son, Caleb, from a previous relationship.
I hope this turns out to be false! Britney Spears’ own website is not reporting a pregnancy like it did when she announced her knocked-upped-ness with Sean Preston.
Source: US
Uhh, yeah… that’s not really milk, now is it? The ad reads:
“Super. That’s how milk makes you feel. The calcium helps bones grow strong, so even if you’re not from Krypton you can have bones of steel.”
Heh, bone.
I’m just not feeling Brandon Routh as Superman. Now Supertwinks… I’d buy that.
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As painted by 14 over at Gallery of the Absurd… Here is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, aka TomRat, posing with their new baby girl, Suri. Yes, Suri. Suri is a variant on the name Sarah, which means “princess” in Hebrew. So err… are Scientologists Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes now also Jewish? Because I can tell you right now it don’t work that way. What nutters.
From The Soup… the new Kate Moss vacuum cleaner. Hee.
These pictures showed up with hardly any information attached to them, other than it’s obviously Scarlett Johansson with boyfriend Josh Hartnett goofing around with each other in a pool. Looks like a delightful vacation to me. Scarlett with her boobies in a bikini = love.
Is Britney Spears the worst parent ever or what? According to a source, who revealed their secrets to the National Enquirer, baby Sean Preston has fallen off of a bed twice. So the Pop Princess not only rides around in her SUV with her son in her lap, suffers from “high chair malfunctions” that lead to her son falling out of said chair, her baby also takes tumbles off of beds. Brilliant, Britney… just brilliant. That poor little kid is gonna grow up rough…
Britney Spears is facing fresh heartache over baby Sean Preston amid fears that he could suffer long-term brain damage. When seven-month-old Sean toppled out of his high chair and fractured his scalp it wasn’t his first fall, an ENQUIRER investigation has uncovered.
Twice before, says a source, the baby has rolled off of the pop princess’ bed and crashed to the floor. That’s one of the shocking new claims about Britney’s bizarre life uncovered by The ENQUIRER — and, tragically, it comes as doctors say Sean could suffer brain seizures or memory loss for years to come.
Thank goodness Braindead White Trashitus isn’t hereditary or else Sean Preston would be doomed, but he may be doomed anyway with neglectful parents like these.
At least his mom has nice funbags. After all, that’s what’s important. A nice tan, cute bikini, big fake boobs, etc. /eyeroll
Source: National Enquirer
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