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Jessica Simpson Wearing a See Through Shirt

ryan — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:49:10 +0000

Other than looking at a gremlin . . . and having fucked up fingernails . . . Jessica Simpson is looking pretty good in this set of pictures where she is sporting a black see through top . . . that shows that maybe her tits aren’t as big as we thought!

Have a look at the pictures after the jump

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Celeb Hotties and Their Tongues

ryan — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 02:48:42 +0000

Just found a great post over at The Sex Box featuring a bunch of celeb hotties sticking out there sexy tongues! Thought it would be a good share for this crowd!

From The Sex Box

For as long as I can remember surfing the web one of the first
celebrity pictures that got me horny was of a celebrity babe sticking
out her incredibley long tongue. I forgot her name but I went on a hunt
today to see what I could dig up on celebrity babe tongues and to my
surprise I realized that celebrity babes named Jessica all have
wonderful ball licking tongues, check out the Jessicas and a few other
non-Jessicas.

Click here for the pictures!

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Kelly Clarkson Ditches Car because a Porn Star has one

ryan — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 18:19:19 +0000

This stuck up bitch man . . . Kelly Clarkson bought a bright pink mustang from Galpin Auto Sports not too long ago. Cool as car – bright pink . . . very fitting for a chick like Clarkson.

However . . . bright pink is also very fitting for a Porn Star! In fact – Alana Evans thought it was so fitting she bought one too . . . before Kelly did. Well Kelly found out about this and decided to ditch the car. I mean who needs a $60,000 mustang anyhow.

“She was upset that I had the same car and threw a big fit,” said the host of Playboy’s weekly Sirius satellite radio show. “It’s insulting because she doesn’t even know me. I thought, ‘What kind of American Idol is this?’ It’s funny because when Kelly had the car, some of my friends saw her and asked me, ‘Who was that fat brunette driving your car?’”

Paris Hilton Arrested

ryan — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 18:01:47 +0000

Old news – but fuck it – we got some catching up to do! Our favorite rich bitch Paris Hilton was arrested the other day for DUI . . . yes – even heiresses get pinched for humanly acts of driving under the influence.

Gonna leave this as a short one – because when I come back with more dirt on this it is gonna include pictures of her in the slammer!

Anne Hathaway Thinks She’s Political

Aimee — Thu, 04 May 2006 17:48:42 +0000

Anne Hathaway makes a statement by wearing a t-shirt that reads “FedUp, We Need Freedom And Unity”.

While I’d rather see her in a t-shirt that read “FeltUp, We Need Sex And Love”, you can’t deny how perky her ta-ta’s look.

Kirsten Dunst Is Attracting Asscrack Monsters

Aimee — Wed, 03 May 2006 15:21:51 +0000

Kirsten Dunst was photographed walking her dog recently, and while it’s arguable as to which one is the dog and which one is the human… the one showing the asscrack is actually the human. I KNOW. You thought it was the other way around. And don’t worry, your sexuality is not in question here… the only creatures attracted to Kirsten Dunst are Trolls and Asscrack Monsters.

Superman Has A “Milk” Mustache

Aimee — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 21:19:05 +0000

Uhh, yeah… that’s not really milk, now is it? The ad reads:

“Super. That’s how milk makes you feel. The calcium helps bones grow strong, so even if you’re not from Krypton you can have bones of steel.”

Heh, bone.

I’m just not feeling Brandon Routh as Superman. Now Supertwinks… I’d buy that.

(Click image for full affect.)

MossTril 5000

Aimee — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 20:33:43 +0000

From The Soup… the new Kate Moss vacuum cleaner. Hee.

“The Jessifugcation of Ashlee”

Aimee — Thu, 13 Apr 2006 12:55:32 +0000

From the genuises at Go Fug Yourself (I really do love and admire those girls!) comes “The Jessifugcation of Ashlee”. Or “Assica”. LOL!

Okay, either Joe Simpson really hates Ashlee and wants to pretend she’s Jessica, or he thinks Jessica is so early 2000s and is all set to replace her. Either way, his youngest child is inching ever closer to being able to assume the duties of Jessica Simpson should it be deemed that Jessica Simpson is unable to or incapable of performing them. [I personally feel that day has long passed us by, but Joe Simpson did not ask my opinion, so we're still stuck with her for now.]

At any rate, check out Assica at an appearance in Australia:

Long blond and wavy extensions, orange skin, signature pose, shrinking body that leads to a more dominant, prominent chin… all the hallmarks of Jessica are there. Assica has even chucked her punk clothes for something that looks ripped off from her sister’s wardrobe.

Read the rest and other very, very funny entries at Go Fug Yourself.