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David Blaine: The Human Prune

Friday, May 5th, 2006


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Click the images above if you want to be totally grossed out. These are David Blaine’s hands after living in a human fishbowl for a week. This stunt comes to an end on Monday night, when David will try to hold his breath for nine minutes and simultaneously escape heavy chains.

Source: Towleroad

Katie Joins Tom at MI: 3 Premiere

Friday, May 5th, 2006

Katie Holmes joined baby-daddy Tom Cruise in NYC for the premiere of MI:3. No baby Suri sightings, waaah. Think we might actually see the Brangelina baby before the Tomkitten?

This marked the first time in weeks that the globetrotting leading man – who’d been traveling solo – had his fiancée and mother of his 2-week-old daughter back at his side in public. Cruise said: “We are looking forward to seeing this. This is Katie’s first night out since we had Suri.”

A voluptuous-looking Holmes, already slimmed down since the last stages of her pregnancy, was wearing a loose-fitting black cocktail dress with white pumps as she clung to Cruise while he signed autographs and posed for photos.

Referring to her weight, Holmes told one fan, “I haven’t lost that much yet.” Still, insisted the admirer, Holmes looks amazing. “Thank you,” she said. “I try to eat healthy.”

Nice that you let her out of the house, Tom. *eyeroll*

I won’t deny that Katie does look really good for having just had a baby. She put on a bit more weight than your average pregnant Hollywood starlet, but I’m sure she’ll shed it right off. She just needs to add the shoe shopping-coffee buying marathons back into her schedule.

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Kate Bosworth & Brandon Routh Unveil Superman Junk

Friday, May 5th, 2006

Superman Returns hits theatres in less than two months. It’s going to be the movie this summer with the most product spin-offs and marketing tie-ins, so it’s no surprise that the stars of the film, Kate Bosworth, and Superman himself, Brandon Routh, were on hand at the launch of the Superman Returns apparel collection. I can’t deny my love for Superman vintage tees.

Check out the Superman Returns trailer here. And check out pictures of Kate Bosworth and Brandon Routh pimping their super junk heaps after the jump.

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Casino Royale Teaser Trailer

Thursday, May 4th, 2006


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Casino Royale is the 21st installment in the James Bond series of films, starring Daniel Craig, Judi Dench, Eva Green, and Caterina Murino. Check out the Casino Royale trailer (in English!) below. Hurry before YouTube pulls it. YouTube is really sucking ass lately.

I think it looks hot. Daniel Craig will pull it off, I think. And Eva Green is a good choice (I loved her in Kingdom of Heaven). I like that they’re giving us a lesser known cast instead of just ramming big names with no acting skills down our throats.

Britney Spears Is Pregnant & It’s A Girl

Thursday, May 4th, 2006


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Here is a picture of a young, cute, airbrushed Britney Spears in her prime wearing a “I heart NY” skimpy tee. And she’s holding… a hotdog in one hand, and a bun in the other. And therein lies the problem. YOU LET HIM PUT HIS HOTDOG IN YOUR BUN, BRITNEY! Never let them do this! That’s how babies are made!

Pregnant Britney Spears has learned that her second child with husband Kevin Federline will be the little girl she has wanted all along, In Touch has learned exclusively.

Sean Preston’s little sister is due in early October, shortly after his first birthday, and already Britney is shopping for frilly, little-girl clothes. A room in her Malibu mansion is currently being converted into a second nursery.

Source: In Touch Weekly

Jennifer Garner Is A MILF

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

Well, Jennifer Garner isn’t exactly a MILF. I mean, she is, but she isn’t. She is a mother now, and I would like to eff her, but she’s not your typical MILF by the porno term of the word.

Even though she is looking forward to being a full-time mom, actress Jennifer Garner is going to miss her role on the hit t.v. series ‘Alias’ when it wraps for good this year. She had just performed her first stunt since the baby — jumping off the ABC building — and was excited about her return after giving birth.

Yeah, I don’t care. Never watched Alias, sorry. But ANYWAY… thong alert! Whoa, hot mama! She’s gotten so thin too. Go Jennifer! Way to bounce back. (Violet is so cute!)

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Brad & Angelina Tell The Truth

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

Angelina Jolie’s people told People’s people a few things to set the record straight on recent rumors flitting about the place.

• Jolie has not signed on for Tomb Raider 3 and has no plans to play video-game heroine Lara Croft any time soon.
• Pitt is not trying to convince Jolie to join the cast of Ocean’s 13. (Sorry, George.)
• Jolie is not looking to adopt a Namibian infant – at least not right now.
• The actress is not planning a “water birth” for the couple’s baby-to-be, or to name the baby Africa.
• Jolie’s ill mom, Marcheline Bertrand, is not near death and did not ask Jolie to give birth in France as a “dying wish.”
• Pitt did not purchase for Jolie a “fidelity necklace” as a pre-baby wedding gift. In fact they currently have no plans to marry.
• Finally, Jolie is not planning to buy a small African nation of her own.

Brangelina are still awaiting the birth of their… daughter? in Africa. Here are the “controversial” magazine scans of Brad and Angelina posing in the Namibian desert. Maddox and Zahara make an appearance too.

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Keira Knightley In Her Knickers In Vogue

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

Here are magazine scans of Keira Knightley in this month’s issue of Vogue. I’m loving the black and white polka-dot bra and panties. I’d be a little afraid to sexually ravage her though, she’s so thin and breakable looking. So… twig-like. But I’m always up for a challenge, so I’d hit that.

See Keira in the Pirates of the Caribbean trailer here. I can’t wait for more pirate action! Pirates are almost as bad ass as ninjas, and that’s saying something. More Keira after the jump too.

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Ryan Seacrest Is ‘Gary’ With A Silent ‘R’

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006


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I told you that whole Teri Hatcher sucking face with Ryan Seacrest in public thing was set up.

Teri Hatcher says she hasn’t seen American Idol host Ryan Seacrest since they were photographed kissing in March, prompting rumors that they were a couple.

“I haven’t seen him since that day,” Hatcher said on Tuesday’s Oprah Winfrey Show. “So all the stuff about everything else is just made up.”

She added that, on the day of the smooch – their third date, but first time out alone – Seacrest called and told her, “I don’t think I can do this with you.”

When Winfrey asked why he made that decision, Hatcher answered, “I don’t know. … I ate too much lobster? …You’d have to ask him.”

As for her alleged romance with George Clooney, “That was really fabricated,” she said. “We went to one dinner back in December, and that was it. … No kissing.”

This article makes me almost feel bad for Teri. Almost.

Source: People

Dominic Monaghan Wants To Make Babies

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006

So Dominic Monaghan wants to have babies, eh? Did anyone else just hear the universally known sound of fangirls everywhere scream “SQUEEEEEEEEEEE! PICK ME!”? Well I did. That Lord of the Rings fandom is huge.

‘Lost’ star Dominic Monaghan has been desperate for a baby – since he was 11.

The actor loves the fact his character – drug addict Charlie – spends so much time looking after his friend’s baby because he loves being around the tot.

He revealed: “I’ve been broody since I was, like, 11!

But Dominic doesn’t need to have kids… not when his ‘Lost’ co-star and girlfriend Evangeline Lilly dresses like an eight year old. Check her out in a frilly, ruffly pink bikini after the jump. (Me thinks the hobbit is a little but pervy…)

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