This may or may not become a daily or weekly segment. I’m very fickle. But there is Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Nicole Kidman news being reported on a nearly hourly basis, so the possibility is there.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have decided on a name for their child. However, the couple won’t reveal what they’re going to call their first-born – who is due any day.

Tom Cruise and his fiancée Katie Holmes plan to marry within the next few months.

Katie Holmes is rumoured to be bingeing on spicy Indian food in order to induce her labour.

Nicole Kidman, a devout Catholic, has had her marriage to Tom Cruise annuled so she can marry her sweetheart Keith Urban in a religious ceremony.

Source: Life Style Extra, iAfrica, InsideEOnline, Post Chronicle

Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern were approached by a deranged, homeless black man on Columbus Avenue in New York City as they walked home from dinner on Saturday night. As the couple attempted to make their escape via cab, the fanatic caught up with them and spit through the cab’s open window and into Ostrosky’s face. I’m surprised that Howard and Beth didn’t have a bodyguard with them, but then I guess they aren’t the kind of couple that is hounded by paparazzi 24/7 a la Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Stern talked about the incident for about an hour this morning on his Sirius satellite radio show, then said that he wanted to move on. Howard was clearly disturbed when anyone said that they hoped Beth would be okay, implying that she may have caught a disease from her attacker. I hope she’ll be okay too. Some people are scum bags.

After the jump you can admire some pictures of Beth from the recent Basic Instinct 2 premiere in NYC. Howard is one lucky dude! Beth is gorgeous.

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Or rather, Piper Perabo has a cold sore. Ouch. Who does this girl’s make-up? One word: CONCEALER. Eh, you’re right. She probably does her own make-up since her only claim to fame is that horrible but-I-still-watch-it-whenever-it-comes-on movie, Coyote Ugly. Girl, call me! I’ll do your make-up! I work cheap!

OH NOES! I just read on IMDB that Piper plays my husband’s (Christian Bale) wife in The Prestige! DON’T KISS HER, MY HUSBAND, YOU’LL CATCH SOMETHING!

Sometimes people are telling the truth when they say that girls have cooties. If you really want to see Piper’s cooties you can after the jump.

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Wasn’t this just done not too long ago? With Colin Farrell as Jesse? Why yes, yes it was. I have an idea! If Brad Pitt and Colin Farrell are such fans of cowboy movies… why don’t the two of them hook up for Brokeback Mountain II??? Mmmm… man-love.

But who am I kidding, I’ll suffer through some pretty bad movies for a glimpse of Jennifer’s leftovers (Ocean’s Twelve anyone? blech!), and with the rumors that Brad shows some nekkie ass you know I’ll be front row center.

‘The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford‘ delves into the private life and public exploits of America’s most notorious outlaw. As the charismatic and unpredictable Jesse James plans his next great robbery, he wages war on his enemies, who are trying to collect the reward money — and the glory — riding on his capture. But the greatest threat to his life may ultimately come from those he trusts the most.

‘The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford‘ is supposed to be released some time this year. Three production photos after the hop skip and a jump.

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Supermodel diva psycho bitch Naomi Campbell went crazy again, this time flinging a cell phone at her assistant’s head, sending her to the hospital according to police.

Campbell wound up at the Midtown North Precinct in Manhattan, fingerprinted and charged for second-degree assault, the latest in a long line of allegations by her employees.

This may be the first time that Naomi Campbell has been arrested for assault, but it’s not the first time that she’s been accused of it.

September 1998: Campbell is accused of punching a personal assistant and hitting her with a telephone. Campbell pleaded guilty and she was released without punishment or criminal record.

June 2000: Personal assistant/secretary accuses Campbell of attacking her. The case is dismissed.

February 2001: Campbell allegedly loses her temper when she is refused entry to a members-only boutique.

February 2001: Campbell scraps with a photographer outside her boyfriend’s home.

August 2004: Campbell’s housemaid accuses the model of kicking, scratching and slapping her.

September 2004: Former assistant files assault and battery charges in federal court, alleging Campbell held her hostage in a hotel. The case is dismissed.

March 2005: Campbell reportedly beats an assistant with a Blackberry during an argument. Her spokesman denies the accusation.

See photos of Campbell leaving the police station, SMILING and LAUGHING, after the jump.

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Gisele Bündchen recently unveiled the S/S 2006 Vogue eyewear advertisement campaign. I’m not a huge fan of the “bug-eyed” sunglasses look, but Gisele really couldn’t do much to make herself look ugly. The woman is a Goddess. Gisele Bündchen and Angelina Jolie are definitely at the top of my list of women I would “go lesbian for”. Gisele recently took the lead over Angelina because I don’t know if you’ve noticed but Angie’s really gotten fat lately.

More pictures of the Goddess herself after the jump.

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Tom Jones isn’t really a Queen. He’s a Knight. He was Knighted by a Queen. But you see how it was funny to say that Tom Jones is a Queen, yes?

‘It was lovely to see the queen again. I love seeing the queen and I have always been a royalist. She is lovely and she still is lovely’, he said.

The monarch, who will be 80 next month, remembered their first meeting at a Charity concert in 1966, Sir Tom revealed.

‘She said to me that I had given a lot of people a lot of pleasure’, said Sir Tom, best-known for hits as ‘It’s Not Unusual’, ‘Delilah’, ‘What’s New, Pussycat?’ and ‘Green, Green Grass Of Home.’

It’s too early for me to point out the sexual innuendos, but they’re there.

Source: Monsters and Critics, CBS

I don’t know if Brad Pitt actually likes Tag Heuer watches, but here is the latest Tag Heuer advertisement featuring Angelina Jolie’s baby-daddy.

I find this advertisement to be missing the appropriate amount of airbrushing upon Dad Brad’s fine lines, but I still think that he’s a god amoung men.