Britney Spears Wipes Her Nose
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006
Let me get this straight… Britney Spears goes to a salon to get her hair and nails done. That’s all good and fine (although they should do her make-up too). She obviously knows that she’s being photographed judging by the retarded grin on her face. So it makes perfect sense that she’d wipe her nose down the palm of her hand like a dog drags it’s ass across the carpet, right?
Britney, listen, just ask for a tissue. Hell, ask one of those salon girls to WIPE your nose. They’d be happy to do it. You’re Britney Spears! Better yet, excuse yourself to the restroom because you know you’re being photographed, then ask for a tissue or ask someone to help you wipe your nose since you don’t want to ruin your freshly painted nails. Easy. Simple. Logical.
Sigh. Do I expect too much from the Pop Princess? Or is Brit Brit just doing as the Romans do? In this case by Roman, I really mean Trailer Trash.
Here are a few pictures (after the jump) of the mess that is Tara Reid from L.A. Fashion Week. I used to think she was pretty, and maybe she was and this is the drugs and alcohol taking their toll, or maybe without movie set lighting and airbrushed pictures she was never pretty to begin with. Regardless, I’ll always hate her for kissing Ryan Reynolds in that one bad movie of hers. Oh you’re right, I should really specify since Tara Reid has never been in a good movie. But then neither has Ryan Reynolds really, but he’s sexy so he’s allowed to be in crap so long as he takes his clothes off.
Supermodel diva psycho bitch Naomi Campbell went crazy again, this time flinging a cell phone at her assistant’s head, sending her to the hospital according to police.
Keira Knightley was properly accessorized last night for her 21st 1920’s-themed birthday bash.
And then falls again . . . mad man Pete Doherty was arrested a couple of days ago for stealing a car and being in possesion of Class A drugs . . . which are cocaine, heroin, opium . . . right up that alley. So it looks like Pete Doherty will be spending some more time at the local correctional facility while he sobers up once again and realizes that he stole a car!
Tori SpellingNow I have seen my fair share of boobs for a living . . . it is what i do for a living. However this may be the first boobie in which the nipple can fold itself up . . . courtesy of Tori Spelling. You guys know Tori Spelling because of her father Aaron Spelling . . . or maybe 90210. She hasn’t been up to much lately other than spending her daddies money on a cocaine addiciton – which she has kicked . . . horaayy Tori. Anyhow . . . Tori Spelling is wearing a see through shirt and her nipple is folding upon itself – I am scared.