Archive for the 'Celeb Relationships' Category

K-Fed Fakes the Funk on Sex Tape

Sunday, November 26th, 2006

K-Fed Lies about Sex Tape
Kevin Federline’s lawyer has issued a statement denying the existence of a reported sex tape between him and Britney Spears. He says:

“There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else.”

The porn merchant who was set to sell the tape, David Hans Schmidt, says he was contacted by the seller who “dropped the right names that made me believe he had the tape.” Although I don’t know what “the right names” means. Like Kevin Federline? Or Britney Spears? Because there’s no way anybody but the real tape owners could know those names. It’s just not possible.

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Colin Farrell Cleans Up, Piper Perabo Still Ugly

Friday, May 5th, 2006


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Uhmmm… I can only guess what Colin Farrell and Piper Perabo are doing together. It’s nice to see that Colin dropped that awful bloat he was carrying (and I adore the nerdy glasses look, naughty boy!). And oh look! Piper’s herpes have cleared up!

COLIN DON’T KISS HER! SHE’LL GIVE YOU THINGS.

Oh wait. What am I thinking? For every one STD Piper has, you just know that Colin has five more that Piper hasn’t caught yet. I guess it all evens itself out.

Brad & Angelina Tell The Truth

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

Angelina Jolie’s people told People’s people a few things to set the record straight on recent rumors flitting about the place.

• Jolie has not signed on for Tomb Raider 3 and has no plans to play video-game heroine Lara Croft any time soon.
• Pitt is not trying to convince Jolie to join the cast of Ocean’s 13. (Sorry, George.)
• Jolie is not looking to adopt a Namibian infant – at least not right now.
• The actress is not planning a “water birth” for the couple’s baby-to-be, or to name the baby Africa.
• Jolie’s ill mom, Marcheline Bertrand, is not near death and did not ask Jolie to give birth in France as a “dying wish.”
• Pitt did not purchase for Jolie a “fidelity necklace” as a pre-baby wedding gift. In fact they currently have no plans to marry.
• Finally, Jolie is not planning to buy a small African nation of her own.

Brangelina are still awaiting the birth of their… daughter? in Africa. Here are the “controversial” magazine scans of Brad and Angelina posing in the Namibian desert. Maddox and Zahara make an appearance too.

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Ryan Seacrest Is ‘Gary’ With A Silent ‘R’

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006


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I told you that whole Teri Hatcher sucking face with Ryan Seacrest in public thing was set up.

Teri Hatcher says she hasn’t seen American Idol host Ryan Seacrest since they were photographed kissing in March, prompting rumors that they were a couple.

“I haven’t seen him since that day,” Hatcher said on Tuesday’s Oprah Winfrey Show. “So all the stuff about everything else is just made up.”

She added that, on the day of the smooch – their third date, but first time out alone – Seacrest called and told her, “I don’t think I can do this with you.”

When Winfrey asked why he made that decision, Hatcher answered, “I don’t know. … I ate too much lobster? …You’d have to ask him.”

As for her alleged romance with George Clooney, “That was really fabricated,” she said. “We went to one dinner back in December, and that was it. … No kissing.”

This article makes me almost feel bad for Teri. Almost.

Source: People

Dominic Monaghan Wants To Make Babies

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006

So Dominic Monaghan wants to have babies, eh? Did anyone else just hear the universally known sound of fangirls everywhere scream “SQUEEEEEEEEEEE! PICK ME!”? Well I did. That Lord of the Rings fandom is huge.

‘Lost’ star Dominic Monaghan has been desperate for a baby – since he was 11.

The actor loves the fact his character – drug addict Charlie – spends so much time looking after his friend’s baby because he loves being around the tot.

He revealed: “I’ve been broody since I was, like, 11!

But Dominic doesn’t need to have kids… not when his ‘Lost’ co-star and girlfriend Evangeline Lilly dresses like an eight year old. Check her out in a frilly, ruffly pink bikini after the jump. (Me thinks the hobbit is a little but pervy…)

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Vanessa Marcil Got Drunk & Jeremy Piven Is A Gentlemen???

Monday, May 1st, 2006


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Vanessa Marcil — Queen of Soaps such as General Hospital and Beverly Hills, 90210, and currently seen in the NBC drama Las Vegas — got a little too liquored up over the weekend at Shaque in LA. Jeremy Piven was there to save the day and carry her back to his cave. Or maybe Vanessa wasn’t actually drunk and Jeremy knocked her over the head with his club then carried her off to his cave.

Denise Richards & Richie Sambora Suck Face

Friday, April 28th, 2006

What a twisted web these people weave! Denise Richards is divorcing Charlie Sheen. Heather Locklear is divorcing Richie Sambora. Denise Richards and Heather Locklear are BFF’s (or used to be). Denise Richards goes and makes out with Richie Sambora. WTF? Heather Locklear is the only one coming out of this mess looking like a total victim. To make matters even stranger, Denise claims that Charlie “threatened to kill her, abused prescription drugs, had violent mood swings, compulsively gambled and used pornography”.

Pictures of Rinise or Dechards or whatever people will start calling them after the jump.

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Tom Cruise Gets Analyzed

Friday, April 28th, 2006


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US Weekly had Dr. Lillian Glass analyze Tom Cruise’s body language during his interview with Diane Sawyer. Click the image for the full view. Lying or not the guy is a nutter. Or the entire thing is one gigantic publicity stunt.

Source: A Socialite’s Life

The TomRat Has A Name

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006


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As painted by 14 over at Gallery of the Absurd… Here is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, aka TomRat, posing with their new baby girl, Suri. Yes, Suri. Suri is a variant on the name Sarah, which means “princess” in Hebrew. So err… are Scientologists Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes now also Jewish? Because I can tell you right now it don’t work that way. What nutters.

Scarlett Johansson & Josh Hartnett Enjoy Watersports

Monday, April 24th, 2006


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These pictures showed up with hardly any information attached to them, other than it’s obviously Scarlett Johansson with boyfriend Josh Hartnett goofing around with each other in a pool. Looks like a delightful vacation to me. Scarlett with her boobies in a bikini = love.