“There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else.”

The porn merchant who was set to sell the tape, David Hans Schmidt, says he was contacted by the seller who “dropped the right names that made me believe he had the tape.” Although I don’t know what “the right names” means. Like Kevin Federline? Or Britney Spears? Because there’s no way anybody but the real tape owners could know those names. It’s just not possible.

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Uhmmm… I can only guess what Colin Farrell and Piper Perabo are doing together. It’s nice to see that Colin dropped that awful bloat he was carrying (and I adore the nerdy glasses look, naughty boy!). And oh look! Piper’s herpes have cleared up!

COLIN DON’T KISS HER! SHE’LL GIVE YOU THINGS.

Oh wait. What am I thinking? For every one STD Piper has, you just know that Colin has five more that Piper hasn’t caught yet. I guess it all evens itself out.

• Jolie has not signed on for Tomb Raider 3 and has no plans to play video-game heroine Lara Croft any time soon.
• Pitt is not trying to convince Jolie to join the cast of Ocean’s 13. (Sorry, George.)
• Jolie is not looking to adopt a Namibian infant – at least not right now.
• The actress is not planning a “water birth” for the couple’s baby-to-be, or to name the baby Africa.
• Jolie’s ill mom, Marcheline Bertrand, is not near death and did not ask Jolie to give birth in France as a “dying wish.”
• Pitt did not purchase for Jolie a “fidelity necklace” as a pre-baby wedding gift. In fact they currently have no plans to marry.
• Finally, Jolie is not planning to buy a small African nation of her own.

Brangelina are still awaiting the birth of their… daughter? in Africa. Here are the “controversial” magazine scans of Brad and Angelina posing in the Namibian desert. Maddox and Zahara make an appearance too.

Source: People, Images Via: SimpleBrad.com

I told you that whole Teri Hatcher sucking face with Ryan Seacrest in public thing was set up.

Teri Hatcher says she hasn’t seen American Idol host Ryan Seacrest since they were photographed kissing in March, prompting rumors that they were a couple.

“I haven’t seen him since that day,” Hatcher said on Tuesday’s Oprah Winfrey Show. “So all the stuff about everything else is just made up.”

She added that, on the day of the smooch – their third date, but first time out alone – Seacrest called and told her, “I don’t think I can do this with you.”

When Winfrey asked why he made that decision, Hatcher answered, “I don’t know. … I ate too much lobster? …You’d have to ask him.”

As for her alleged romance with George Clooney, “That was really fabricated,” she said. “We went to one dinner back in December, and that was it. … No kissing.”

This article makes me almost feel bad for Teri. Almost.

Source: People

‘Lost’ star Dominic Monaghan has been desperate for a baby – since he was 11.

The actor loves the fact his character – drug addict Charlie – spends so much time looking after his friend’s baby because he loves being around the tot.

He revealed: “I’ve been broody since I was, like, 11!

But Dominic doesn’t need to have kids… not when his ‘Lost’ co-star and girlfriend Evangeline Lilly dresses like an eight year old. Check her out in a frilly, ruffly pink bikini after the jump. (Me thinks the hobbit is a little but pervy…)

Source: Female First

Vanessa Marcil — Queen of Soaps such as General Hospital and Beverly Hills, 90210, and currently seen in the NBC drama Las Vegas — got a little too liquored up over the weekend at Shaque in LA. Jeremy Piven was there to save the day and carry her back to his cave. Or maybe Vanessa wasn’t actually drunk and Jeremy knocked her over the head with his club then carried her off to his cave.

Pictures of Rinise or Dechards or whatever people will start calling them after the jump.

US Weekly had Dr. Lillian Glass analyze Tom Cruise’s body language during his interview with Diane Sawyer. Click the image for the full view. Lying or not the guy is a nutter. Or the entire thing is one gigantic publicity stunt.

Source: A Socialite’s Life

As painted by 14 over at Gallery of the Absurd… Here is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, aka TomRat, posing with their new baby girl, Suri. Yes, Suri. Suri is a variant on the name Sarah, which means “princess” in Hebrew. So err… are Scientologists Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes now also Jewish? Because I can tell you right now it don’t work that way. What nutters.

These pictures showed up with hardly any information attached to them, other than it’s obviously Scarlett Johansson with boyfriend Josh Hartnett goofing around with each other in a pool. Looks like a delightful vacation to me. Scarlett with her boobies in a bikini = love.