Riiiiight. I’m as convinced by this pairing as I was when I saw Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest making out.
But looking at this from another angle… is Teri confused? She recently admitted to being sexually molested as a child by her uncle. All of her relationships have failed. She’s kissing gay men one day, then kissing women another day. What’s up?
Hilary Swank was recently photographed wearing a sexy camisole top sans bra, and WHOOPS, big shocker, you can see right through to her tits. Pretty nips, but a little saggy. Wear a bra woman! You need some support.
So is this just an honest mistake? Publicity stunt? Or her way of saying to Chad Lowe “I want you back and my hooters miss you!” You decide after the jump.
I told you these two were in the news practically everyday! So Katie Holmes is due to give birth any minute now, and she’s reportedly having a girl. Tom Cruise reveals that he was abused by his father, and he had a special adult-sized pacifier made for Katie to bite on while she’s giving birth.
It’s weird… there are a million more pictures of Brengelina than there are of Tomkat, but all of the really bazaar stories are surrounding Tomkat. Could Brengelina actually be a normal couple/family? Tom Cruise hasn’t been normal since him and Nicole divorced.
Cruise said of his father, Thomas Cruise Mapother III, “He was a bully and a coward – the person where, if something goes wrong, they kick you. … It was a great lesson in my life, how he’d lull you in, make you feel safe and then, bang!”
“The school took me to a psychiatrist to get tested,” he says. “They said, ‘Oh, he’s dyslexic.’ I’m labeled. It instantly put me into confusion. It was an absolute affront to my dignity.”
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are having a baby girl. The Hollywood couple are busy decorating a nursery for their unborn tot and spent $20,000 on bedding and furniture suitable for a daughter.
To prevent Katie from screaming, Tom Cruise specially crafted adult pacifier, reports Star magazine. Apparently, an adult-sized rubber toy is meant to be clenched between her teeth so that it will squelch her screams.
Source: People, Yahoo, Starpulse, Fashion Monitor
According to Ananova, singer Pink and her motocross racing hubby Carey Hart are apart so often that they resort to using webcams to have long distance cybersex with each other. That’s hot.
Pink says she has only seen hubby Carey Hart three times since they married in January. But she says their relationship is healthy and confesses they enjoy virtual sex, via webcam.
Source: Ananova
Ian McKellen has criticized Jake Gyllenhaal for being apprehensive about kissing his Brokeback Mountain co-star Heath Ledger.
I got very upset when one of the actors said it was the most terrifying job he’d ever had because it involved him kissing another man. Imagine how rude that is. Suppose I’d said the most appalling thing I ever to do was kiss Helen Mirren!
Ian Ian Ian… Jakey was only terrified because it was his first time kissing another man on screen. I think it’s safe to say that Jake has kissed plenty of men before and after the filming of Brokeback Mountain. That’s what my gaydar is telling me anyway. I’m actually surprised that Ian, considering his role as troll slaying Gandalf, isn’t more upset by the fact that Jake has been photographed kissing the biggest troll of them all, and more than once! Get your priorities straight at least, Ian.
Source: Starpulse
Either Tom Cruise and Keith Urban are really short, or Katie Holmes and Nicole Kidman are really tall. According to IMDB, Tom Cruise is 5′ 7″ and Keith Urban is 5′ 10″, while Katie Holmes is 5′ 9″ and Nicole Kidman is 5′ 10½”. Either Keith has terrible posture (like Katie) or IMBD is wrong and he’s more like 5′ 8″ or so. Either that or Nicole is like 6′ 1″.
Personally, I’m pretty short so I don’t mind short-ish men, but if I were taller I think I’d feel funny if my boyfriend was so much shorter than me. I’d definitely never wear enormously tall heels like Katie is in the habit of doing. Or maybe I’m just weird, but a lot of my shorter male friends have complexes so I associate being taller with being more masculine. But then again, one of my shortest male friends is also one of my manliest male friends. I’d soooo fuck him if he weren’t married or I had no morals or we both got really drunk and it just slipped out of his pants on accident and fell inside of me. But I digress.
Wilmer Valderrama, best known for his role as “Fez” on ‘That 70’s Show’, was on Howard Stern this morning promoting his new TV show ‘Yo Momma’. Wilmer admitted to Howard that he has an 8” cock. What do you do with an 8” cock when you’re young, sexy and famous? You fuck Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt that’s what.
In a game of FMK (Fuck, Marry, Kill) Wilmer claimed that he would marry Mandy Moore, fuck Lindsay Lohan, and kill Jessica Alba.
I never believed any of those Wilmer Valderrama drug rumors before today. You always fuck Jessica Alba and kill Lindsay Lohan. Wilmer was probably just sour that he never got to bang Jessica Alba.
Pictures of all the girls Wilmer has boned and you haven’t after the jump.
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