Archive for the 'Celeb Spoofs' Category

MossTril 5000

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

From The Soup… the new Kate Moss vacuum cleaner. Hee.

Faux Brangelina Baby Pictures

Monday, April 10th, 2006

Brengelina Baby

The world-exclusive first picture of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s child on the cover of this magazine was obtained . . . using models and the latest photo-manipulation technology. But everybody’s favorite celebrity weeklies are going to battle it out for the real thing, creating the biggest paparazzi frenzy the world has yet seen.

Wow, these pictures are amazingly realistic looking. I can’t believe that people get paid to act as impersonators though. I pretend that I’m Angelina Jolie every single day and that Brad Pitt is my personal sperm supplier. Since I’m like ten months pregnant now we can’t have sex, but that doesn’t mean that I leave my man hanging. And he hangs waaaay down if you know what I mean, but I don’t have a mouth like this for nothing.

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Naomi Campbell Spits In Security Guard’s Face

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006

Just days after Naomi Campbell was arrested for assaulting her maid with a cellular telephone, allegations are made that she spat in the face of a security guard at a U2 concert in New York late last year.

A police witness told the New York Daily News, “Campbell told him he was a fucking asshole and spat in his face.” That bitch is CRAZY! Why isn’t she in jail yet?

Enjoy this funny but scary spoof — told through the magic of puppetry — of Naomi Campbell kicking her assistant’s ass.

Source: Female First

Tori Spelling Was Great In White Chicks

Friday, March 31st, 2006

Tori Spelling

Photo and punchline yanked from CityRag who yanked it from Fark. I’ve been avoiding writing anything about Tori Spelling because I just want her to go away, but this was too good to pass up.

Source: CityRag

Angelina Jolie -vs- Sandra Bullock

Friday, March 31st, 2006

An oldie but a goodie. Angelina Jolie versus Sandra Bullock from MTV’s Celebrity Death Match. Is that show still on?

America’s Next Top… Commercial?

Monday, March 27th, 2006

This is a hilarious spoof of America’s Next Top Model by the geniuses at Product Invasion. The girl who imitates Tyra Banks is dead on.