I’ve always known that Lindsay Lohan was a skank, but this is a new kind of skank. An all time low of skank. Skankiest of the skank. She is the Queen of Skank.
The Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards — who knew there was such a thing? — took place a few days ago, and Miss Nipple Slip herself flashed her sloppy ass in front of a bunch of children. Nice going Linds.
I have a few comments on the pictures of Miss Skank you’ll see after the jump: 1) What is with the obnoxious band-aid on her finger? A Carebear? Seriously, you just flashed your asscrack to minors! 2) Paint your nails. You’re a millionaire, you can afford a manicure once a week. 3) When you’re pale and covered in freckles, it’s best not to wear a dress that is also pale and covered in freckles
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