Click the images above if you want to be totally grossed out. These are David Blaine’s hands after living in a human fishbowl for a week. This stunt comes to an end on Monday night, when David will try to hold his breath for nine minutes and simultaneously escape heavy chains.
Source: Towleroad
Vanessa Marcil — Queen of Soaps such as General Hospital and Beverly Hills, 90210, and currently seen in the NBC drama Las Vegas — got a little too liquored up over the weekend at Shaque in LA. Jeremy Piven was there to save the day and carry her back to his cave. Or maybe Vanessa wasn’t actually drunk and Jeremy knocked her over the head with his club then carried her off to his cave.
What a twisted web these people weave! Denise Richards is divorcing Charlie Sheen. Heather Locklear is divorcing Richie Sambora. Denise Richards and Heather Locklear are BFF’s (or used to be). Denise Richards goes and makes out with Richie Sambora. WTF? Heather Locklear is the only one coming out of this mess looking like a total victim. To make matters even stranger, Denise claims that Charlie “threatened to kill her, abused prescription drugs, had violent mood swings, compulsively gambled and used pornography”.
Pictures of Rinise or Dechards or whatever people will start calling them after the jump.
US Weekly had Dr. Lillian Glass analyze Tom Cruise’s body language during his interview with Diane Sawyer. Click the image for the full view. Lying or not the guy is a nutter. Or the entire thing is one gigantic publicity stunt.
Source: A Socialite’s Life
Is Britney Spears the worst parent ever or what? According to a source, who revealed their secrets to the National Enquirer, baby Sean Preston has fallen off of a bed twice. So the Pop Princess not only rides around in her SUV with her son in her lap, suffers from “high chair malfunctions” that lead to her son falling out of said chair, her baby also takes tumbles off of beds. Brilliant, Britney… just brilliant. That poor little kid is gonna grow up rough…
Britney Spears is facing fresh heartache over baby Sean Preston amid fears that he could suffer long-term brain damage. When seven-month-old Sean toppled out of his high chair and fractured his scalp it wasn’t his first fall, an ENQUIRER investigation has uncovered.
Twice before, says a source, the baby has rolled off of the pop princess’ bed and crashed to the floor. That’s one of the shocking new claims about Britney’s bizarre life uncovered by The ENQUIRER — and, tragically, it comes as doctors say Sean could suffer brain seizures or memory loss for years to come.
Thank goodness Braindead White Trashitus isn’t hereditary or else Sean Preston would be doomed, but he may be doomed anyway with neglectful parents like these.
At least his mom has nice funbags. After all, that’s what’s important. A nice tan, cute bikini, big fake boobs, etc. /eyeroll
Source: National Enquirer
How many more times is Britney Spears and her retarded husband, Kevin Federline, going to hurt and or endanger their baby before someone does something about it? They’ve been questioned by the Department of Children and Family Services (DCFS) twice now. They should be forced to attend parenting classes or something.
Britney Spears’s seven-month-old son, Sean Preston, fell and hit his head on Saturday, April 1, at the Malibu home the pop star shares with husband Kevin Federline, a source close to Spears tells PEOPLE.
While the baby’s nanny was lifting him from his high chair, something snapped in the chair and Sean Preston slipped from her arms and fell to the floor, bruising his head.
A doctor came to the house that day and examined the child; he seemed fine.
But six days later, Spears and Federline became concerned and took Sean Preston to Santa Monica-UCLA Medical Center to have him checked out, the source adds. No serious problems were found.
Spears, Federline and their son are back home and doing fine now, a second source tells PEOPLE.
A wise person once told me that if you bleach or color your hair, you must be responsible enough to maintain the look as the roots will begin growing in and repeat treatment will be necessary. And if you can’t be responsible for yourself and your hair, you shouldn’t be responsible for another human being. Obviously Britney Spears isn’t responsible for her roots or her child.
Source: People
Britney Spears is in trouble with the Department of Children and Family Services (DCFS) again concerning the safety of her seven-month-old son, Sean Preston. Is anyone really surprised by this? First Britney was photographed driving her SUV with baby SP in her lap, and now she’s been accused of allowing a week to pass by before her child saw a doctor after he took a nasty fall out of his high chair.
Britney must have a serious problem operating belts and locks.
On April 7, when Britney Spears and Kevin Federline realized that their baby, Sean Preston, had been sleeping more than usual, panic bells went off. Just six days earlier, the 7-month-old had taken a major fall from his high chair, a tumble that had his parents worried that he might have been critically injured.
They had every right to fret. After rushing Sean to a nearby hospital, they discovered he had a minor skull fracture (sometimes called a “scalp fracture” in babies), and a blood clot. And the doctors weren’t the only ones to take notice! The next day, the Department of Children and Family Services began looking into the incident.
THE FALLOUT
The Spears-Federline clan escaped disaster, but not their obligation to explain themselves to the authorities. On April 8, L.A. sheriff’s deputies arrived at Britney’s Malibu home to investigate a child-abuse claim against Britney and Kevin in relation to the head injury. Such an investigation isn’t unusual. According to California law, whenever a baby is brought into the hospital with a serious injury, the Department of Children and Family Services is alerted.
Source: Star Magazine
Paula Abdul was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night to talk about her drinking problems, American Idol, her run in with the law last week, and her new line of jewelry that’s being sold on QVC.
Man, she is wasted. Her beady eyes, her slurred words, her flailing arms. She’s on drugs, alcohol or both. Something is definitely not right there. Makes for great entertainment though!
Enjoy the video, it’s Paula’s entire interview with Jay so it’s a little long. Paula obviously wanted to “clear things up” and instead she only helped to confirm everyone’s suspicions.
Source: The Malcontent
Riiiiight. I’m as convinced by this pairing as I was when I saw Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest making out.
But looking at this from another angle… is Teri confused? She recently admitted to being sexually molested as a child by her uncle. All of her relationships have failed. She’s kissing gay men one day, then kissing women another day. What’s up?
The title for this post really had me stumped. Pamela Anderson looks like a washed up hooker? Stripper? Porn star? Eh, she just looks like herself. Pam used to be so beautiful in her younger, Playboy years. Sans the enormous tits, missing eyebrows, huge overstuffed lips, and bleached out hair. She had a unique, naturally attractive look. Men around the world thought she was gorgeous then, and I guess some still do now, but all I see is plastic. Her next two procedures? May I recommend a tummy tuck and breast reduction? Also, Pam, lay off the black eyeliner please. It only makes you look older.
Here Pam is with the Pussycat Dolls… performing a poll dance? I know, it doesn’t make any sense to me either.
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