Just days after Naomi Campbell was arrested for assaulting her maid with a cellular telephone, allegations are made that she spat in the face of a security guard at a U2 concert in New York late last year.

A police witness told the New York Daily News, “Campbell told him he was a fucking asshole and spat in his face.” That bitch is CRAZY! Why isn’t she in jail yet?

Enjoy this funny but scary spoof — told through the magic of puppetry — of Naomi Campbell kicking her assistant’s ass.

Source: Female First

This may or may not become a daily or weekly segment. I’m very fickle. But there is Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Nicole Kidman news being reported on a nearly hourly basis, so the possibility is there.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have decided on a name for their child. However, the couple won’t reveal what they’re going to call their first-born – who is due any day.

Tom Cruise and his fiancée Katie Holmes plan to marry within the next few months.

Katie Holmes is rumoured to be bingeing on spicy Indian food in order to induce her labour.

Nicole Kidman, a devout Catholic, has had her marriage to Tom Cruise annuled so she can marry her sweetheart Keith Urban in a religious ceremony.

Source: Life Style Extra, iAfrica, InsideEOnline, Post Chronicle

I’ve always known that Lindsay Lohan was a skank, but this is a new kind of skank. An all time low of skank. Skankiest of the skank. She is the Queen of Skank.

The Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards — who knew there was such a thing? — took place a few days ago, and Miss Nipple Slip herself flashed her sloppy ass in front of a bunch of children. Nice going Linds.

I have a few comments on the pictures of Miss Skank you’ll see after the jump: 1) What is with the obnoxious band-aid on her finger? A Carebear? Seriously, you just flashed your asscrack to minors! 2) Paint your nails. You’re a millionaire, you can afford a manicure once a week. 3) When you’re pale and covered in freckles, it’s best not to wear a dress that is also pale and covered in freckles

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An oldie but a goodie. Angelina Jolie versus Sandra Bullock from MTV’s Celebrity Death Match. Is that show still on?

Supermodel diva psycho bitch Naomi Campbell went crazy again, this time flinging a cell phone at her assistant’s head, sending her to the hospital according to police.

Campbell wound up at the Midtown North Precinct in Manhattan, fingerprinted and charged for second-degree assault, the latest in a long line of allegations by her employees.

This may be the first time that Naomi Campbell has been arrested for assault, but it’s not the first time that she’s been accused of it.

September 1998: Campbell is accused of punching a personal assistant and hitting her with a telephone. Campbell pleaded guilty and she was released without punishment or criminal record.

June 2000: Personal assistant/secretary accuses Campbell of attacking her. The case is dismissed.

February 2001: Campbell allegedly loses her temper when she is refused entry to a members-only boutique.

February 2001: Campbell scraps with a photographer outside her boyfriend’s home.

August 2004: Campbell’s housemaid accuses the model of kicking, scratching and slapping her.

September 2004: Former assistant files assault and battery charges in federal court, alleging Campbell held her hostage in a hotel. The case is dismissed.

March 2005: Campbell reportedly beats an assistant with a Blackberry during an argument. Her spokesman denies the accusation.

See photos of Campbell leaving the police station, SMILING and LAUGHING, after the jump.

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