Archive for the 'Celebs Being Gross' Category

Jessica Simpson Wearing a See Through Shirt

Friday, October 6th, 2006

Jessica SimpsonOther than looking at a gremlin . . . and having fucked up fingernails . . . Jessica Simpson is looking pretty good in this set of pictures where she is sporting a black see through top . . . that shows that maybe her tits aren’t as big as we thought!

Have a look at the pictures after the jump
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Celeb Hotties and Their Tongues

Thursday, October 5th, 2006

Just found a great post over at The Sex Box featuring a bunch of celeb hotties sticking out there sexy tongues!  Thought it would be a good share for this crowd!

From The Sex Box

For as long as I can remember surfing the web one of the first
celebrity pictures that got me horny was of a celebrity babe sticking
out her incredibley long tongue. I forgot her name but I went on a hunt
today to see what I could dig up on celebrity babe tongues and to my
surprise I realized that celebrity babes named Jessica all have
wonderful ball licking tongues, check out the Jessicas and a few other

Click here for the pictures!

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Kirsten Dunst Is Attracting Asscrack Monsters

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

Kirsten Dunst was photographed walking her dog recently, and while it’s arguable as to which one is the dog and which one is the human… the one showing the asscrack is actually the human. I KNOW. You thought it was the other way around. And don’t worry, your sexuality is not in question here… the only creatures attracted to Kirsten Dunst are Trolls and Asscrack Monsters.

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Fake Star Jones Picture?

Monday, May 1st, 2006


Please please please tell me this photo (clicky the picky for a larger view) of Star Jones is a fake. It must be a fake, right? …right?

The dress is cleverly covering up the surgical scar that runs down the center of her chest… but the, droopiness… and loose crinkly skin seen here. Surely that must be fake?

Some of the comments over at Dlisted are hilarious.

“Every time I see her I expect her tongue to dart out and catch a fly.”

“I’m sure i’ve seen her face in an X-Files episode…”

“Now who told her she could show off them two nasty short stacks, huh? Bitch! Cover. That. Shit. Up!”

“Starzilla looks like an alien with two saggy tits.”

Source: Dlisted

Johnny Depp And His Yellow-Toothed Girlfriend

Friday, April 7th, 2006

Johnny DeppJohnny Depp and his long time girlfriend and baby-mama Vanessa Paradis were among the many guests at the recent Mont Blanc 100th anniversary party in Geneva, Switzerland.

Vanessa really really really needs to see a dentist. Like, really really. I hate dentists, I hate needles, I hate being poked, but dear god, fix those yellow things! Please tell me this isn’t what French cheese and wine does to you. Or maybe she smokes eight packs of cigs a day. That or Johnny Depp has some funky colored sperm.

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Celebrities Eat Like Pigs

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006 features some amusing and oft times disgusting pictures of celebrities stuffing their faces. Of course the four pictures you’ll find here (after the jump) are the ones that turned me on. Gisele Bundchen with her cleavage and pizza, Heidi Klum with her fingers wrapped around a burger, Liv Tyler and her lips sucking a berry, and Jennifer Love Hewitt with a lollipop which I pretend is actually a penis. You’ll have to find the nasty pictures yourself.

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Britney Spears Wipes Her Nose

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006

Britney SpearsLet me get this straight… Britney Spears goes to a salon to get her hair and nails done. That’s all good and fine (although they should do her make-up too). She obviously knows that she’s being photographed judging by the retarded grin on her face. So it makes perfect sense that she’d wipe her nose down the palm of her hand like a dog drags it’s ass across the carpet, right?

Britney, listen, just ask for a tissue. Hell, ask one of those salon girls to WIPE your nose. They’d be happy to do it. You’re Britney Spears! Better yet, excuse yourself to the restroom because you know you’re being photographed, then ask for a tissue or ask someone to help you wipe your nose since you don’t want to ruin your freshly painted nails. Easy. Simple. Logical.

Sigh. Do I expect too much from the Pop Princess? Or is Brit Brit just doing as the Romans do? In this case by Roman, I really mean Trailer Trash.

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Tori Spelling Was Great In White Chicks

Friday, March 31st, 2006

Tori Spelling

Photo and punchline yanked from CityRag who yanked it from Fark. I’ve been avoiding writing anything about Tori Spelling because I just want her to go away, but this was too good to pass up.

Source: CityRag