Archive for the 'Celebs Being Hot' Category
Kelly Brook Has A Nice Vagina
Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006
Just once I’d like to see Kelly Brook naked all over, at the same time. We’ve all ready seen her topless, and now she’s been nice enough to show us her beaver, but what would really make it feel like my birthday was if she’d stop with the teasing and get starky top and bottom simultaneously.
However, the real story here might be the fact that Billy Zane looks as if he’s wearing lipstick. And had his eyebrows waxed, and maybe lifted. And perhaps is wearing eyeliner.
Kelly Brook shows you her tweeter after the jump.
Maggie Grace Picture Moment
Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006Keira Knightley In Her Knickers In Vogue
Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006
Here are magazine scans of Keira Knightley in this month’s issue of Vogue. I’m loving the black and white polka-dot bra and panties. I’d be a little afraid to sexually ravage her though, she’s so thin and breakable looking. So… twig-like. But I’m always up for a challenge, so I’d hit that.
See Keira in the Pirates of the Caribbean trailer here. I can’t wait for more pirate action! Pirates are almost as bad ass as ninjas, and that’s saying something. More Keira after the jump too.
A Charlize Theron Picture Moment
Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006Natalie Portman In Vanity Fair
Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006
Here is the always elegant Natalie Portman in this month’s issue of Vanity Fair. She’s looking very Audrey Hepburn with the short hair and all. Natalie’s lucky that she’s so gorgeous, she can actually pull off such a short hair cut. I hope she’s planning on growing it out the rest of the way. She only went bald last year for a movie role — V for Vendetta, which was actually a really good movie — to begin with.
More after the jump. Unfortunately she’s only half naked for one photo.
Keira Knightley In A Red Bikini
Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006
Keira Knightley has a strange body type, doesn’t she? She’s so long and thin up top, no boobs, all rib cage and arms… then you look at her legs, and they’re kind of short and stubby and not at all long and lean like her upper half. She’s still hot. I think these pictures are a couple of years old, but I’ve never seen them before, so here they are.
Chloe Sevigny Nude Nude Nude
Monday, May 1st, 2006
I’ve never really liked Chloe Sevigny. I think she’s a bit odd looking. But I loved her in American Psycho, and you have to give the girl points for her performance in The Brown Bunny. She actually made it look like someone could give Vincent Gallo a blow-job and enjoy themselves. *shudders* Obviously a much better actress than I ever gave her credit for, that one.
Chloe looks very pretty in these nude photos from Purple magazine. I love a natural body. Click the linky for the full set. (Beware the hungry beaver!)
Kylie Minogue In (Banned?) Lingerie Commercial
Monday, May 1st, 2006Here is devilishly sexy Kylie Minogue in a lingerie commercial. Some sources say it was banned, others say it wasn’t made for TV in the first place but was actually a cinema advertisement. Either way it’s really friggan’ hot.
Jessica Alba Near Nip-Slip
Thursday, April 27th, 2006
Jessica Alba narrowly dodged a fatal nipple-slip. All together now. Awwwwwwwwwww! Damn reflexes! What a face she pulled too, hee.
More images of Jessica Alba at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards at the Republic Restaurant and Lounge, after the jump.