Gisele Bündchen recently unveiled the S/S 2006 Vogue eyewear advertisement campaign. I’m not a huge fan of the “bug-eyed” sunglasses look, but Gisele really couldn’t do much to make herself look ugly. The woman is a Goddess. Gisele Bündchen and Angelina Jolie are definitely at the top of my list of women I would “go lesbian for”. Gisele recently took the lead over Angelina because I don’t know if you’ve noticed but Angie’s really gotten fat lately.

More pictures of the Goddess herself after the jump.

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Ian McKellen has criticized Jake Gyllenhaal for being apprehensive about kissing his Brokeback Mountain co-star Heath Ledger.

I got very upset when one of the actors said it was the most terrifying job he’d ever had because it involved him kissing another man. Imagine how rude that is. Suppose I’d said the most appalling thing I ever to do was kiss Helen Mirren!

Ian Ian Ian… Jakey was only terrified because it was his first time kissing another man on screen. I think it’s safe to say that Jake has kissed plenty of men before and after the filming of Brokeback Mountain. That’s what my gaydar is telling me anyway. I’m actually surprised that Ian, considering his role as troll slaying Gandalf, isn’t more upset by the fact that Jake has been photographed kissing the biggest troll of them all, and more than once! Get your priorities straight at least, Ian.

Source: Starpulse

I have no idea how old these pictures of Mariah Carey are or where they were taken or if they are even real… but I think the obvious answer is that they are real and were taken by her gay assistance (because he was so proud of the perfect landing strip he had shaved for her) just before she used her heel to kick him out of the limo shrieking “Where is my cheeseburger???”

One more after the jump.

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I don’t know if Brad Pitt actually likes Tag Heuer watches, but here is the latest Tag Heuer advertisement featuring Angelina Jolie’s baby-daddy.

I find this advertisement to be missing the appropriate amount of airbrushing upon Dad Brad’s fine lines, but I still think that he’s a god amoung men.

I’m not sure where these pictures of Mischa Barton were taken, but I think female topless nudity should be legalized, and Mischa Barton should be the spokewoman for my cause.

In actuality, this is probably another case of the shirt looks fine in the mirror yet is completely transparent under the bright flash of the camera. That’s okay with me because obviously the shirt would look stupid with a bra underneath.

Mischa should be proud of her pink puffy nipples. More of’em after the jump.

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Looks like one of my favorite coke whore models decided to lay down the money for a 24k gold “Little Something” vibrator . . . pretty classy chick when you can only bang yourself with 24k gold. However I would not mind if my name was Midas in this situation.

I will continue my endless search for videos of this piece of art in action . . . hold your breath . . .

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Man . . . nobody has fucked up in the past week! I figured with the Oscars and all we could have some overdose stories or some red carpet tit showage but no . . . not a single fucking nipple slip.

So I am gonna dump a bunch of free celeb gallery links on your to keep you busy till I wait for someones coke habbit to send them over the edge.

All of these are courtesy of Mr Skin

Reese Witherspoon
Alyssa Milano
Mena Suvari

Ahh this girl is getting some miles on those boobies. Looks like Lindsay Lohan let them slip again while striking a killer pose before getting into her car. Now here is my take on it . . . these dresses are super hot – yes. However when all you have is a strip covering your naughty bits and you are moving around you are bound to let out a peek . . . or should i say peak. Anyhow . . . its not the first Lindsay Lohan nipple slip and I am sure it won’t be the last – full size picture after the jump.
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It is a bit slow today on the celeb front so I figure I would break off something a bit older. This is a movie of Alyssa Milano in a Candies for Men commercial that never quite got on the air . . . could be the excessive display of condoms and application of the cologne to the nether regions . . . but it still has Alyssa Milano rolling around on a bed in nothing but a black bra and boy shorts – which is pretty damn hot if you ask me! Movie is after the jump
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Sharon Stone in Basic InstinctI remember when I was a wee tot . . . when Sharon Stone spread her legs in basic instinct it was like an all glorious moment. Now . . . fast forward to 2006 and we have a much older . . . 40 something Sharon Stone once again using her spread eagleness to capture the hearts of movie goers all over the world. Not sure how they did it – but they released a trailer of Basic Instinct 2 to the web . . . which is included after the jump.
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