Archive for the 'Celebs Naked' Category

Eva Mendez in Flaunt Magazine

Thursday, October 5th, 2006

Eva MendezOh good god . . . Just found some pictures of the ever so sexy latina Eva Mendez from a spread she did in Flaunt Magazine . . . needless to say this has made me want to become a subscriber! You may have seen Eva Mendez in such movies as Hitch and one of the Fast and Furious’ . . . but you have never seen her like this!

Pics after the jump!

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Chloe Sevigny Nude Nude Nude

Monday, May 1st, 2006

Chloe SevignyI’ve never really liked Chloe Sevigny. I think she’s a bit odd looking. But I loved her in American Psycho, and you have to give the girl points for her performance in The Brown Bunny. She actually made it look like someone could give Vincent Gallo a blow-job and enjoy themselves. *shudders* Obviously a much better actress than I ever gave her credit for, that one.

Chloe looks very pretty in these nude photos from Purple magazine. I love a natural body. Click the linky for the full set. (Beware the hungry beaver!)

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Cindy Margolis To Pose Nude In Playboy

Friday, April 28th, 2006


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Cindy Margolis, self proclaimed as the “Most Downloaded Woman” on the intraweb — wasn’t that disproven on the Howard Stern show by Danni Ashe? — is… drumroll please… posing nude for Playboy. The 40 year old mother of three has turned down offers to pose for the magazine in the past, but Margolis said she accepted this time because she felt posing nude at the age of 40 is “empowering”. Whatever.

Admittedly, she looks good for her age and considering she’s knocked out three kids, BUT… she’s plastic, as you can see in the top picture. The nose is what really gets me. It looks like a spaghetti noodle or something.

If you like’em like Barbie dolls then by all meams check out the pictures after the jump.

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Ryan Phillippe Gets A Sponge Bath

Friday, April 21st, 2006

Ryan Phillippe in the movie Five Fingers. He gets a sponge bath. Guh. That is all.

(What a bod!)

Keri Russell Bares Her Ass For Vanity Fair

Friday, April 14th, 2006


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Vanity Fair gets all the girls naked, don’t they? What mystical clothes shedding powers do they behold, I wonder? Keri Russell shows us some ass in the latest issue, and pimps her new movie Mission Impossible 3.

Did you know that there was huge controversy over Keri cutting her hair while she was starring in the WB series Felicity? I never watched the show so I missed out in the apparent turmoil. Found the following tidbit on IMDB.

After Keri had her hair clipped in August 1999, this affected the overall performance of “Felicity” (1998), where it affected fan consensus and the Nielsen ratings. A letter-writing campaign saved the show for another season, and the WB network came up with a resolution, where young stars will not alter their current hairstyles as a strategy to avoid a TV series, airing on the WB network, to be cancelled, or for worse, having an actor/actress fired or subsequently terminated out of his/her contract.

Weird. I watch Gilmore Girls on the WB and Alexis Bledel has changed her hair length/style several times over the years. I wonder if those hair cuts/growths were the actor’s decision or the network’s?

Image via: Egotastic

Britney Spears’ Statuette Vagina

Friday, April 7th, 2006

Britney SpearsAnnnnnnd… barf.

Does anyone else find this statue of Britney Spears giving birth a little inaccurate? Look how long and lean the statue’s arms and legs are. We all know that Britney put on the poundage during her pregnancy and her arms and legs looked way chunkier. Oh well, it’s art.

“Everyone is coming at me with anger and venom, but I depicted her as she has depicted herself — seductively. Suddenly, she’s a mom.”

Yeah, leave the guy alone. He said it’s not political. Sure it’s kinda creepy with the bearskin rug and all, but honestly, who wouldn’t want to see the Pop Princess’s naughty bits? Even if in statue form?

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Lindsay Lohan Is Asstastic

Thursday, April 6th, 2006

You knew this would surface eventually. Hopefully a better quality video will make the rounds soon, but for now you’ll have to sit through a few seconds of crap before you’ll barely be able to see Lindsay Lohan flash her ass to all the kiddies.

Cameron Diaz Doesn’t Want You To See Her Naked

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006

Cameron DiazLots of lawsuit news today!

Cameron Diaz won her lawsuit against a photographer who tried to illicitly sell pictures he took of her before she was big and famous. The photographer, John Rutter, was convicted of forgery, attempted grand theft and perjury on the court for threatening to sell the photos to prospective buyers. He is currently serving part of a nearly four year prison sentence on those convictions.

Shortly before the release of Diaz’s “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle” in 2003, photographer John Rutter approached the actress with a signed model contract — which the court later determined was forged — giving him ownership of photos from a session he had with her more than a decade ago. He claims he offered her the “right of first refusal” if she paid $3.5 million for them. The pics feature Diaz in fishnets and leather boots and in one pose, holding a chain attached to a male model’s neck.

Last year Cameron also won her suit against The Sun that claimed she was cheating on boyfriend Justin Timberlake with a married man. The UK tabloid admitted that the story was false.

Sheesh. Don’t cross Cameron Diaz! But do look at the nekkie pics of her after the jump.

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I Want To Bite George Clooney’s Butt

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006

The title says it all.

Here is a clip from Solaris, featuring my husband, George Clooney, and Natascha McElhone (I wish she was in more movies, I loved her in Ronin). I know a lot of people didn’t like this movie, but I did. Although my judgement may have been clouded by the rock hard globes that are George Clooney’s butt cheeks.

Lindsay Lohan Is A Flasher

Monday, April 3rd, 2006

Lindsay LohanI’ve always known that Lindsay Lohan was a skank, but this is a new kind of skank. An all time low of skank. Skankiest of the skank. She is the Queen of Skank.

The Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards — who knew there was such a thing? — took place a few days ago, and Miss Nipple Slip herself flashed her sloppy ass in front of a bunch of children. Nice going Linds.

I have a few comments on the pictures of Miss Skank you’ll see after the jump: 1) What is with the obnoxious band-aid on her finger? A Carebear? Seriously, you just flashed your asscrack to minors! 2) Paint your nails. You’re a millionaire, you can afford a manicure once a week. 3) When you’re pale and covered in freckles, it’s best not to wear a dress that is also pale and covered in freckles

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