Pics after the jump!

Chloe looks very pretty in these nude photos from Purple magazine. I love a natural body. Click the linky for the full set. (Beware the hungry beaver!)

Cindy Margolis, self proclaimed as the “Most Downloaded Woman” on the intraweb — wasn’t that disproven on the Howard Stern show by Danni Ashe? — is… drumroll please… posing nude for Playboy. The 40 year old mother of three has turned down offers to pose for the magazine in the past, but Margolis said she accepted this time because she felt posing nude at the age of 40 is “empowering”. Whatever.

Admittedly, she looks good for her age and considering she’s knocked out three kids, BUT… she’s plastic, as you can see in the top picture. The nose is what really gets me. It looks like a spaghetti noodle or something.

If you like’em like Barbie dolls then by all meams check out the pictures after the jump.

Source: Mercury News, Good Plastic Surgery

Ryan Phillippe in the movie Five Fingers. He gets a sponge bath. Guh. That is all.

(What a bod!)

Vanity Fair gets all the girls naked, don’t they? What mystical clothes shedding powers do they behold, I wonder? Keri Russell shows us some ass in the latest issue, and pimps her new movie Mission Impossible 3.

Did you know that there was huge controversy over Keri cutting her hair while she was starring in the WB series Felicity? I never watched the show so I missed out in the apparent turmoil. Found the following tidbit on IMDB.

After Keri had her hair clipped in August 1999, this affected the overall performance of “Felicity” (1998), where it affected fan consensus and the Nielsen ratings. A letter-writing campaign saved the show for another season, and the WB network came up with a resolution, where young stars will not alter their current hairstyles as a strategy to avoid a TV series, airing on the WB network, to be cancelled, or for worse, having an actor/actress fired or subsequently terminated out of his/her contract.

Weird. I watch Gilmore Girls on the WB and Alexis Bledel has changed her hair length/style several times over the years. I wonder if those hair cuts/growths were the actor’s decision or the network’s?

Image via: Egotastic

Does anyone else find this statue of Britney Spears giving birth a little inaccurate? Look how long and lean the statue’s arms and legs are. We all know that Britney put on the poundage during her pregnancy and her arms and legs looked way chunkier. Oh well, it’s art.

“Everyone is coming at me with anger and venom, but I depicted her as she has depicted herself — seductively. Suddenly, she’s a mom.”

Yeah, leave the guy alone. He said it’s not political. Sure it’s kinda creepy with the bearskin rug and all, but honestly, who wouldn’t want to see the Pop Princess’s naughty bits? Even if in statue form?

Cameron Diaz won her lawsuit against a photographer who tried to illicitly sell pictures he took of her before she was big and famous. The photographer, John Rutter, was convicted of forgery, attempted grand theft and perjury on the court for threatening to sell the photos to prospective buyers. He is currently serving part of a nearly four year prison sentence on those convictions.

Shortly before the release of Diaz’s “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle” in 2003, photographer John Rutter approached the actress with a signed model contract — which the court later determined was forged — giving him ownership of photos from a session he had with her more than a decade ago. He claims he offered her the “right of first refusal” if she paid $3.5 million for them. The pics feature Diaz in fishnets and leather boots and in one pose, holding a chain attached to a male model’s neck.

Last year Cameron also won her suit against The Sun that claimed she was cheating on boyfriend Justin Timberlake with a married man. The UK tabloid admitted that the story was false.

Sheesh. Don’t cross Cameron Diaz! But do look at the nekkie pics of her after the jump.

Source: Zap2It

Here is a clip from Solaris, featuring my husband, George Clooney, and Natascha McElhone (I wish she was in more movies, I loved her in Ronin). I know a lot of people didn’t like this movie, but I did. Although my judgement may have been clouded by the rock hard globes that are George Clooney’s butt cheeks.

The Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards — who knew there was such a thing? — took place a few days ago, and Miss Nipple Slip herself flashed her sloppy ass in front of a bunch of children. Nice going Linds.

I have a few comments on the pictures of Miss Skank you’ll see after the jump: 1) What is with the obnoxious band-aid on her finger? A Carebear? Seriously, you just flashed your asscrack to minors! 2) Paint your nails. You’re a millionaire, you can afford a manicure once a week. 3) When you’re pale and covered in freckles, it’s best not to wear a dress that is also pale and covered in freckles

Source: Egotastic