I know this is old, but honestly, does seeing nipples ever really get “old”??? I didn’t think so. But where is the other one? Maybe that’s why this Brazilian beauty is still a virgin… she only has one LimaBean!

We have semantic issues with calling these shots of supermodel Adriana Lima “nipple slips”: our sources tell us they’re caps from a fashion program on Brazilian television, and they have a much less hysterical attitude towards nudity down there than we do. And rather than attempting to cover up in a Tara Reid-like frenzy of embarassment and confusion, Adriana actually seems to be adjusting things to give the camera a better look. So maybe “full-on generous nipple offering” would be a more exact term to use here.

Source: Fleshbot

Ashton Kutcher looks like he’s about 13 in this video, plus he’s banging someone who looks like, and is the age of, his mother, so, like, ew. But DAAAYUM! Josh Duhamel looks fine! I’m just pretending Fergie does not exist in my universe except when she’s singing about Lady Lumps. I don’t know that I could still love Josh the way I do now if I accepted the fact that he has PROBABLY had his penis inside of that man-lady…

ANYWAY… enjoy the naked hotties!

Claudia Schiffer was recently photographed by paparazzi as she strolled around some fancy resort topless. That means her BOOBS were out. Waitaminute… Is that her husband, producer Matthew Vaughn, following her around while he’s on his cell phone? Dude, you’re next to a Supermodel. I can think of a hundred… well not literally a hundred, but at least two or three really yummy things that would be better on your face than an effen cell phone. Brumsky those beauties!

I know some haters might say that my wife (don’t tell Matt), Claudia Schiffer, isn’t looking her best, but I think she looks great. This is a 36 year old mother of two, WITHOUT make-up on. You know you’d hit it.

More hooters after the clicky…

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