Archive for the 'Celebs Pregnant' Category

Katie Joins Tom at MI: 3 Premiere

Friday, May 5th, 2006

Katie Holmes joined baby-daddy Tom Cruise in NYC for the premiere of MI:3. No baby Suri sightings, waaah. Think we might actually see the Brangelina baby before the Tomkitten?

This marked the first time in weeks that the globetrotting leading man – who’d been traveling solo – had his fiancée and mother of his 2-week-old daughter back at his side in public. Cruise said: “We are looking forward to seeing this. This is Katie’s first night out since we had Suri.”

A voluptuous-looking Holmes, already slimmed down since the last stages of her pregnancy, was wearing a loose-fitting black cocktail dress with white pumps as she clung to Cruise while he signed autographs and posed for photos.

Referring to her weight, Holmes told one fan, “I haven’t lost that much yet.” Still, insisted the admirer, Holmes looks amazing. “Thank you,” she said. “I try to eat healthy.”

Nice that you let her out of the house, Tom. *eyeroll*

I won’t deny that Katie does look really good for having just had a baby. She put on a bit more weight than your average pregnant Hollywood starlet, but I’m sure she’ll shed it right off. She just needs to add the shoe shopping-coffee buying marathons back into her schedule.

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Britney Spears Is Pregnant & It’s A Girl

Thursday, May 4th, 2006


Here is a picture of a young, cute, airbrushed Britney Spears in her prime wearing a “I heart NY” skimpy tee. And she’s holding… a hotdog in one hand, and a bun in the other. And therein lies the problem. YOU LET HIM PUT HIS HOTDOG IN YOUR BUN, BRITNEY! Never let them do this! That’s how babies are made!

Pregnant Britney Spears has learned that her second child with husband Kevin Federline will be the little girl she has wanted all along, In Touch has learned exclusively.

Sean Preston’s little sister is due in early October, shortly after his first birthday, and already Britney is shopping for frilly, little-girl clothes. A room in her Malibu mansion is currently being converted into a second nursery.

Source: In Touch Weekly

Brad & Angelina Tell The Truth

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

Angelina Jolie’s people told People’s people a few things to set the record straight on recent rumors flitting about the place.

• Jolie has not signed on for Tomb Raider 3 and has no plans to play video-game heroine Lara Croft any time soon.
• Pitt is not trying to convince Jolie to join the cast of Ocean’s 13. (Sorry, George.)
• Jolie is not looking to adopt a Namibian infant – at least not right now.
• The actress is not planning a “water birth” for the couple’s baby-to-be, or to name the baby Africa.
• Jolie’s ill mom, Marcheline Bertrand, is not near death and did not ask Jolie to give birth in France as a “dying wish.”
• Pitt did not purchase for Jolie a “fidelity necklace” as a pre-baby wedding gift. In fact they currently have no plans to marry.
• Finally, Jolie is not planning to buy a small African nation of her own.

Brangelina are still awaiting the birth of their… daughter? in Africa. Here are the “controversial” magazine scans of Brad and Angelina posing in the Namibian desert. Maddox and Zahara make an appearance too.

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Angelina Jolie Is A Mermaid

Monday, May 1st, 2006


Okay, I lied. Angelina Jolie is not really a mermaid — although if she were she would be considered the most beautiful mermaid in the mer-world — but she is planning on giving birth underwater. Well not underwater like snorkling or… drowning, just in water, like a bath, but it’s not just a bath… oh nevermind.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly planning to deliver their first biological child in a giant tub of water.

The movie stars have been looking into birthing possibilities at the Welwitschia Hospital in Namibia, and are keen to go aquatic when Jolie goes into labour.

I hope they plan on importing a hundred gallons of Evian to fill the birthing pool with…

Source: Female First

Worst Mother Alive, Britney Spears, Knocked Up Again

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006


Oh fer…

Britney Spears, 24, couldn’t hide her pregnancy any longer when she showed up poolside at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas this weekend, sporting a red bikini and a serious bump. The singer is expecting her second child with husband Kevin Federline, 28, sources have confirmed to Us. The couple have been married since September 2004 and have a seven-month-old child, Sean. Federline has a daughter, Kori, 3, and a 21-month -old son, Caleb, from a previous relationship.

I hope this turns out to be false! Britney Spears’ own website is not reporting a pregnancy like it did when she announced her knocked-upped-ness with Sean Preston.

Source: US

TomKitten Is Born!!!

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006


Katie Holmes finally popped today!!! The TomKitten has entered the world! I wonder if Tom Cruise ate the placenta? (I hope everyone realizes that statement was false.)

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have welcomed their first child together, two inside sources have told PEOPLE.

No other details are immediately available.

In late October, barely six months into their romance, an ecstatic Cruise and Holmes revealed that they were expectant parents.

As for marriage, Cruise and Holmes plan to tie the knot soon, Cruise said on the German TV program Wetten, dass..? on April 1. “In summer we want to get married. I won’t let this woman get away.”

Immediately ahead for the new dad: the May 5 release of Mission: Impossible 3. Holmes stars in the recently released satirical film about Washington politics, Thank You for Smoking.

Source: People

Katie Holmes Hasn’t Popped Yet, Shops Instead

Friday, April 14th, 2006

Katie HolmesSigh. Katie Holmes hasn’t given birth afterall. It was speculated that since Katie wasn’t seen shopping or drinking coffee for a few days that she must have popped, but alas. Just how selfish is she? Give birth already! Share your joy with the rest of the world! We’re waiting!

Katie emerged yesterday after a brief hiatus, looking bigger than ever, to shoe shop at Barney’s. Is buying shoes whilst nine months preggers wise? Don’t your feet swell up and shit? I suppose it doesn’t matter since for one, she has the money to keep buying more if her pregnancy shoes stop fitting, and two, since shopping seems like therapy for poor Katie she should do what makes her happy.

Pics of her riviting shopping experience after the jump. (She’s huge.)

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Has Katie Holmes Given Birth??? A Tom Cruise Report!

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

Katie Gave Birth?

Don’t miss Tom Cruise on Primetime tomorrow night! It’s gonna be craaaazy! Maybe I’ll do some “live blogging” just for the fun of it.

But the bigger story is… has Katie Holmes already given birth?!?!? She hasn’t gone out for coffee, she hasn’t gone out shopping, so did she push out the little TomKitten within the last couple of days??? Only time will tell…

Reports from Wednesday say that Katie Holmes is now missing in action, no longer emerging from the Cruise compound. That has brought speculation that the fabulous Katie Holmes may have already given birth within the estate.

Tom Cruise enjoys a “spectacular” sex life with his pregnant fiancee Katie Holmes, because they have such good communications skills. The Hollywood actor reveals his sex secrets in the May (06) issue of GQ magazine.

Katie Holmes, with only days to go before the arrival of baby Holmes-Cruise, is “out of her mind with worry” about the upcoming Scientology birth. To make matters worse, Cruise has been trotting the globe and playing with his very expensive toys.

Tom Cruise claims he knew fiancée Katie Holmes was pregnant even before she told him. He told America’s GQ magazine: “I just picked something up. I knew at that moment that she was pregnant.”

That last quote cracks me up. Uhm… Tom, if you weren’t wearing a condom and you didn’t bust your nut on Katie’s face or boobies, you aren’t that much of a genius for figuring out that she must be preggers.

Annnnnnnd scene:

Tom Cruise walks into bathroom. Notices the TP roll is low and so reaches in the cabinet for a new one before baking brownies. Notices new box of tampons is still unused. Picks up box.

Nine months later during an interview: “I just picked something up. [box of tampons] I knew at that moment that she was pregnant.”

/end scene

Source: National Ledger, Contact Music, Post Chronicle, Life Style Extra

A Tomkat Report

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006


Sorry, I know that image is creepy but I couldn’t help myself. Not much Tomkat news over the weekend and this is a slow gossip/news day. People are basically recycling Tomkat news now until the baby pops.

Katie Holmes has been banned from speaking to her baby for a week after it is born. The pregnant actress has agreed not to talk to her new arrival, believed to be a girl, for at least seven days after she has entered the world.

It seems that the sky is not the limit when it comes to Tom Cruise proclaiming his love for fiancée Katie Holmes, for he has now christened the 63-year-old P51 Mustang airplane after her.

Tom Cruise wears a casio watch in Mission Impossible 3. Cruise’s character is more rough and tumble and he will be wearing the Casio G-Schock MTG-910D.

Actor/funny-man Will Ferrell stars in a new film called ‘Talladega Nights’ where Tom Cruise is the punchline.

Source: Life Style Extra, Newind Press, Luxist, Post Chronicle

Image via: Tomkat Crazy

Faux Brangelina Baby Pictures

Monday, April 10th, 2006

Brengelina Baby

The world-exclusive first picture of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s child on the cover of this magazine was obtained . . . using models and the latest photo-manipulation technology. But everybody’s favorite celebrity weeklies are going to battle it out for the real thing, creating the biggest paparazzi frenzy the world has yet seen.

Wow, these pictures are amazingly realistic looking. I can’t believe that people get paid to act as impersonators though. I pretend that I’m Angelina Jolie every single day and that Brad Pitt is my personal sperm supplier. Since I’m like ten months pregnant now we can’t have sex, but that doesn’t mean that I leave my man hanging. And he hangs waaaay down if you know what I mean, but I don’t have a mouth like this for nothing.

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