Gwyneth Paltrow gave birth to a baby boy sometime over the weekend. This is Gwyneth and husband Chris Martin’s second child and first son.

So who cares right? It’s not the long awaited “most beautiful baby in the entire universe” Brangelina baby, or the “we’re not gonna believe that wasn’t a pillow until we see the infant and the afterbirth” Tomkat baby. I am so disappointed. But my babydar was working! I said that a baby was going to be born this weekend.

Okay, so I didn’t exactly say that, but I did say that I wished above anything that the Tomkat baby be born so I had something to do this weekend. When I heard a celebrity baby was born I jumped for joy! Then I heard that it was Apple Martin’s new brother Orange Martin and I rolled back over for a few more zzz’s.

Source: ET

As we all sit and wait for the arrival of the Tomkat baby, our patience waning, the anticipation almost unbearable, what does Katie Holmes have the audacity to do? Shop. That’s right, she went shopping. And not for her daily coffee either. Some speculate that she was shopping for wedding invitations, but we all know those are on backorder from Xenu or something.

Should a pregnant woman be carrying such a heavy bag? Look at the size of that thing! What is with Katie and Angelina and their ginormous shoulder bags? A tiny purse would be so much cuter and much more manageable when you’re dealing with a belly the size of a watermelon. At least Katie ditched the heels.

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