Britney Spears’ Statuette Vagina
Friday, April 7th, 2006
Annnnnnd… barf.
Does anyone else find this statue of Britney Spears giving birth a little inaccurate? Look how long and lean the statue’s arms and legs are. We all know that Britney put on the poundage during her pregnancy and her arms and legs looked way chunkier. Oh well, it’s art.
“Everyone is coming at me with anger and venom, but I depicted her as she has depicted herself — seductively. Suddenly, she’s a mom.”
Yeah, leave the guy alone. He said it’s not political. Sure it’s kinda creepy with the bearskin rug and all, but honestly, who wouldn’t want to see the Pop Princess’s naughty bits? Even if in statue form?
Ohhhh, what I meant was… Shannon Elizabeth likes to play poker! And here she is, opening day of the Venetian’s new poker room in Las Vegas. Pictures after the jump.
Remember last week when Jessica Alba was all up in Playboy’s grill about them using her picture on the cover of their mag without her permission? Well good ole Hugh felt badly that sweet little Jessica was upset and he issued an apology and then donated some money to a couple of Jessica’s favorite charities. All is forgiven now. Thank goodness. I sure was losing sleep over this one. < yawn>
Let me get this straight… Britney Spears goes to a salon to get her hair and nails done. That’s all good and fine (although they should do her make-up too). She obviously knows that she’s being photographed judging by the retarded grin on her face. So it makes perfect sense that she’d wipe her nose down the palm of her hand like a dog drags it’s ass across the carpet, right?
I’ve always known that Lindsay Lohan was a skank, but this is a new kind of skank. An all time low of skank. Skankiest of the skank. She is the Queen of Skank. 
Or rather, Piper Perabo has a cold sore. Ouch. Who does this girl’s make-up? One word: CONCEALER. Eh, you’re right. She probably does her own make-up since her only claim to fame is that horrible but-I-still-watch-it-whenever-it-comes-on movie, Coyote Ugly. Girl, call me! I’ll do your make-up! I work cheap!
Gisele Bündchen recently unveiled the S/S 2006 Vogue eyewear advertisement campaign. I’m not a huge fan of the “bug-eyed” sunglasses look, but Gisele really couldn’t do much to make herself look ugly. The woman is a Goddess. Gisele Bündchen and Angelina Jolie are definitely at the top of my list of women I would “go lesbian for”. Gisele recently took the lead over Angelina because I don’t know if you’ve noticed but Angie’s really gotten fat lately.
I’m not sure where these pictures of Mischa Barton were taken, but I think female topless nudity should be legalized, and Mischa Barton should be the spokewoman for my cause.
Keira Knightley was properly accessorized last night for her 21st 1920′s-themed birthday bash.