Wilmer Valderrama, best known for his role as “Fez” on ‘That 70’s Show’, was on Howard Stern this morning promoting his new TV show ‘Yo Momma’. Wilmer admitted to Howard that he has an 8” cock. What do you do with an 8” cock when you’re young, sexy and famous? You fuck Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt that’s what.

In a game of FMK (Fuck, Marry, Kill) Wilmer claimed that he would marry Mandy Moore, fuck Lindsay Lohan, and kill Jessica Alba.

I never believed any of those Wilmer Valderrama drug rumors before today. You always fuck Jessica Alba and kill Lindsay Lohan. Wilmer was probably just sour that he never got to bang Jessica Alba.

Pictures of all the girls Wilmer has boned and you haven’t after the jump.

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Ashton Kutcher looks like he’s about 13 in this video, plus he’s banging someone who looks like, and is the age of, his mother, so, like, ew. But DAAAYUM! Josh Duhamel looks fine! I’m just pretending Fergie does not exist in my universe except when she’s singing about Lady Lumps. I don’t know that I could still love Josh the way I do now if I accepted the fact that he has PROBABLY had his penis inside of that man-lady…

ANYWAY… enjoy the naked hotties!