I hate seeing all these posts about Britney and K-Fed so close together but when I found out Kevin Federline was banging a porn star I couldnt help myself. Star magazine claims Kevin Federline was having an affair with former porn star Kendra Jade a month before Britney Spears filed for divorce from him. The two met in Las Vegas in December 2005 while Britney was visiting her family in Lousiana and apparently stayed in touch to have sex.

“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” a source told the tab. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!” Now that K-Fed is a single guy, will he and Jade become a couple? Not likely, says the source, explaining, “They’re just friends who have sex.” When contacted for comment by Star, Jade said only, “I’m in a committed relationship.”

Besides the fact that it’s Star reporting, I find it tough to believe anybody would use Kevin Federline for sex. A human toilet maybe, even a trash can. But sex? That’d be like using Lindsay Lohan to cheat on the SAT’s. Which sounds like a good plan until you find out you scored so low they’ve sentenced you to death.

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Britney’s Beaver

Apparently Britney is going out commando and riding the Beaver Bus with Paris Hilton. Remember when Britney Spears flashed her underwear at Teddy’s on Wednesday? Well turns out that wasn’t classy enough, so she decided to lose the panties this time at Hyde. She and Paris Hilton spent almost every night together over Thanksgiving weekend going clubbing, and a source who spotted them at Hyde on Friday says:

“Paris was acting like Britney’s boyfriend. She opened doors for her, held her hand, and even had her arm around Britney’s lower back. Britney happily accepted Paris’ friendly gestures.”

I can understand K-Fed driving Britney Spears off men, and I think Paris Hilton might be the best choice for Britney to start off her lesbian journey. Hopefully a britney and Paris sex tape will be coming soon.

The camera started rolling just as Richards began his attack, screaming at one of the men, “Fifty years ago we’d have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass.” Richards continued, “You can talk, you can talk, you’re brave now motherfucker. Throw his ass out. He’s a nigger! He’s a nigger! He’s a nigger! A nigger, look, there’s a nigger!” The crowd is visibly and audibly confused and upset. Richards responds by saying, “They’re going to arrest me for calling a black man a nigger.”

At the end he just walks off the stage defeated, secure in the knowledge he may be the saddest human being on the planet. The only way it could’ve been any more pathetic is if he slipped on a banana peel on his way off and his wallet fell out to reveal it empty of cash and filled with Arby’s coupons.

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“There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else.”

The porn merchant who was set to sell the tape, David Hans Schmidt, says he was contacted by the seller who “dropped the right names that made me believe he had the tape.” Although I don’t know what “the right names” means. Like Kevin Federline? Or Britney Spears? Because there’s no way anybody but the real tape owners could know those names. It’s just not possible.

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The guys over at ALavigne got some shots of Avril Lavigne wasted and flashing her panties in Hollywood. Which isn’t as exciting as you’d think. Mostly because it’s impossible to get turned on by people you hate. Try masturbating to Hitler. You’ll see. Unless that does turn you on, in which case maybe consider shooting yourself in the face and never coming here again.A ton more of Avril Lavigne and her panties after the jump.

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You know - I think Nicole Richie has come along way. She looked like hell back 2-3 years ago but now she has been hanging around with Paris Hilton so much lately that I think she is getting hotter by the day!

Anyhow - here is a great celebrity upskirt picture of Nicole Richie’s panties . . . enjoy picture is after the jump

Originally posted on The Superficial

Nicole Richie was spotted at Arena nightclub flashing her panties and letting strange men in hats try to rub their crotch against her hand. Which sounds like a good idea in theory, but so does tying a leash around your mailbox and introducing everybody to your new pet Maily the Mailbox. I’m so lonely.

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Yea . . . I don’t know her either - however it is another pretty cute celebrity that lost her top on the red carpet exposing that sweet little nipple! Amber Tamblyn has been in a few shows and movies - however now she is a great part of Celeb Hype!

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I was debating whether or not I should post this because some of you might not know who Amber Tamblyn is. I looked her up on IMDB and I still don’t even know who she is. She’s appeared in a few TV shows and is in The Grudge 2, and I figure if she’s famous enough to be photographed that means her nipple is famous enough to be seen. Although it’ll never be as famous as my nipple. I paint a little mustache on him and take him on tours in Mexico. They call him Senior Guapo and he’s huge there.

Source - The Superficial

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I am falling in love with Jessica Biel’s ass. It may be the nicest ass in hollywood right now - but damnit - the girl deserves it! I know I just hit you with some Jessica Biel workout pictures the other day . . . but here are some more from another angle that have an angelic silouette of that perfect ass that she has - so you know I gotta share em!

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If you were an evil genius and I was Superman, you wouldn’t have to bother with all that silly kryptonite, just toss me a hot girl with a great ass. I’d almost guarantee that whatever scheme you have…



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Training to haunt my dreams takes dedication and a strong commitment, so it’s no surprise that this is the billionth time Jessica Biel has been photgraphed working out outside Pro Gym in Brentwood….

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Have a look at the pictures after the jump

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