Kirsten Dunst was photographed walking her dog recently, and while it’s arguable as to which one is the dog and which one is the human… the one showing the asscrack is actually the human. I KNOW. You thought it was the other way around. And don’t worry, your sexuality is not in question here… the only creatures attracted to Kirsten Dunst are Trolls and Asscrack Monsters.
Maggie Grace is so hot. Unfortunately her career has gone no where since she was booted off LOST island. Maybe Nair commercials are in her future? She’s certainly got the legs for it.
Here are magazine scans of Keira Knightley in this month’s issue of Vogue. I’m loving the black and white polka-dot bra and panties. I’d be a little afraid to sexually ravage her though, she’s so thin and breakable looking. So… twig-like. But I’m always up for a challenge, so I’d hit that.
See Keira in the Pirates of the Caribbean trailer here. I can’t wait for more pirate action! Pirates are almost as bad ass as ninjas, and that’s saying something. More Keira after the jump too.
My humps, is she beautiful.
I told you that whole Teri Hatcher sucking face with Ryan Seacrest in public thing was set up.
Teri Hatcher says she hasn’t seen American Idol host Ryan Seacrest since they were photographed kissing in March, prompting rumors that they were a couple.
“I haven’t seen him since that day,” Hatcher said on Tuesday’s Oprah Winfrey Show. “So all the stuff about everything else is just made up.”
She added that, on the day of the smooch – their third date, but first time out alone – Seacrest called and told her, “I don’t think I can do this with you.”
When Winfrey asked why he made that decision, Hatcher answered, “I don’t know. … I ate too much lobster? …You’d have to ask him.”
As for her alleged romance with George Clooney, “That was really fabricated,” she said. “We went to one dinner back in December, and that was it. … No kissing.”
This article makes me almost feel bad for Teri. Almost.
Source: People
So Dominic Monaghan wants to have babies, eh? Did anyone else just hear the universally known sound of fangirls everywhere scream “SQUEEEEEEEEEEE! PICK ME!”? Well I did. That Lord of the Rings fandom is huge.
‘Lost’ star Dominic Monaghan has been desperate for a baby – since he was 11.
The actor loves the fact his character – drug addict Charlie – spends so much time looking after his friend’s baby because he loves being around the tot.
He revealed: “I’ve been broody since I was, like, 11!
But Dominic doesn’t need to have kids… not when his ‘Lost’ co-star and girlfriend Evangeline Lilly dresses like an eight year old. Check her out in a frilly, ruffly pink bikini after the jump. (Me thinks the hobbit is a little but pervy…)
Here is the always elegant Natalie Portman in this month’s issue of Vanity Fair. She’s looking very Audrey Hepburn with the short hair and all. Natalie’s lucky that she’s so gorgeous, she can actually pull off such a short hair cut. I hope she’s planning on growing it out the rest of the way. She only went bald last year for a movie role — V for Vendetta, which was actually a really good movie — to begin with.
More after the jump. Unfortunately she’s only half naked for one photo.
Keira Knightley has a strange body type, doesn’t she? She’s so long and thin up top, no boobs, all rib cage and arms… then you look at her legs, and they’re kind of short and stubby and not at all long and lean like her upper half. She’s still hot. I think these pictures are a couple of years old, but I’ve never seen them before, so here they are.
Please please please tell me this photo (clicky the picky for a larger view) of Star Jones is a fake. It must be a fake, right? …right?
The dress is cleverly covering up the surgical scar that runs down the center of her chest… but the, droopiness… and loose crinkly skin seen here. Surely that must be fake?
Some of the comments over at Dlisted are hilarious.
“Every time I see her I expect her tongue to dart out and catch a fly.”
“I’m sure i’ve seen her face in an X-Files episode…”
“Now who told her she could show off them two nasty short stacks, huh? Bitch! Cover. That. Shit. Up!”
“Starzilla looks like an alien with two saggy tits.”
Source: Dlisted
Okay, I lied. Angelina Jolie is not really a mermaid — although if she were she would be considered the most beautiful mermaid in the mer-world — but she is planning on giving birth underwater. Well not underwater like snorkling or… drowning, just in water, like a bath, but it’s not just a bath… oh nevermind.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly planning to deliver their first biological child in a giant tub of water.
The movie stars have been looking into birthing possibilities at the Welwitschia Hospital in Namibia, and are keen to go aquatic when Jolie goes into labour.
I hope they plan on importing a hundred gallons of Evian to fill the birthing pool with…
Source: Female First