I’ve never really liked Chloe Sevigny. I think she’s a bit odd looking. But I loved her in American Psycho, and you have to give the girl points for her performance in The Brown Bunny. She actually made it look like someone could give Vincent Gallo a blow-job and enjoy themselves. *shudders* Obviously a much better actress than I ever gave her credit for, that one.

Chloe looks very pretty in these nude photos from Purple magazine. I love a natural body. Click the linky for the full set. (Beware the hungry beaver!)

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Here is devilishly sexy Kylie Minogue in a lingerie commercial. Some sources say it was banned, others say it wasn’t made for TV in the first place but was actually a cinema advertisement. Either way it’s really friggan’ hot.

Vanessa Marcil — Queen of Soaps such as General Hospital and Beverly Hills, 90210, and currently seen in the NBC drama Las Vegas — got a little too liquored up over the weekend at Shaque in LA. Jeremy Piven was there to save the day and carry her back to his cave. Or maybe Vanessa wasn’t actually drunk and Jeremy knocked her over the head with his club then carried her off to his cave.

What a twisted web these people weave! Denise Richards is divorcing Charlie Sheen. Heather Locklear is divorcing Richie Sambora. Denise Richards and Heather Locklear are BFF’s (or used to be). Denise Richards goes and makes out with Richie Sambora. WTF? Heather Locklear is the only one coming out of this mess looking like a total victim. To make matters even stranger, Denise claims that Charlie “threatened to kill her, abused prescription drugs, had violent mood swings, compulsively gambled and used pornography”.

Pictures of Rinise or Dechards or whatever people will start calling them after the jump.

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Cindy Margolis, self proclaimed as the “Most Downloaded Woman” on the intraweb — wasn’t that disproven on the Howard Stern show by Danni Ashe? — is… drumroll please… posing nude for Playboy. The 40 year old mother of three has turned down offers to pose for the magazine in the past, but Margolis said she accepted this time because she felt posing nude at the age of 40 is “empowering”. Whatever.

Admittedly, she looks good for her age and considering she’s knocked out three kids, BUT… she’s plastic, as you can see in the top picture. The nose is what really gets me. It looks like a spaghetti noodle or something.

If you like’em like Barbie dolls then by all meams check out the pictures after the jump.

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US Weekly had Dr. Lillian Glass analyze Tom Cruise’s body language during his interview with Diane Sawyer. Click the image for the full view. Lying or not the guy is a nutter. Or the entire thing is one gigantic publicity stunt.

Source: A Socialite’s Life

Jessica Alba narrowly dodged a fatal nipple-slip. All together now. Awwwwwwwwwww! Damn reflexes! What a face she pulled too, hee.

More images of Jessica Alba at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards at the Republic Restaurant and Lounge, after the jump.

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Because I find her looks to be intriguing… a Billie Piper picture mo’. They say “mo” now instead of “moment”. Don’t you feel a notch hipper knowing that? No, they don’t say “hip” anymore, but they will now because I just did, yo.

Few more after the jump.

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Oh fer…

Britney Spears, 24, couldn’t hide her pregnancy any longer when she showed up poolside at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas this weekend, sporting a red bikini and a serious bump. The singer is expecting her second child with husband Kevin Federline, 28, sources have confirmed to Us. The couple have been married since September 2004 and have a seven-month-old child, Sean. Federline has a daughter, Kori, 3, and a 21-month -old son, Caleb, from a previous relationship.

I hope this turns out to be false! Britney Spears’ own website is not reporting a pregnancy like it did when she announced her knocked-upped-ness with Sean Preston.

Source: US

Uhh, yeah… that’s not really milk, now is it? The ad reads:

“Super. That’s how milk makes you feel. The calcium helps bones grow strong, so even if you’re not from Krypton you can have bones of steel.”

Heh, bone.

I’m just not feeling Brandon Routh as Superman. Now Supertwinks… I’d buy that.

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